Nearly The News #096
BACHMANN TO VOTERS: YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Chicagodope.com is reporting that Rep. Michele Bachmann’s presidential campaign is in fu...
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Nearly The News #096
BACHMANN TO VOTERS: YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Chicagodope.com is reporting that Rep. Michele Bachmann’s presidential campaign is in full crisis mode after the candidate went off-message by making what appeared to be a factually true statement.
At a recent fundraising, Bachmann observed that there seemed to be considerable support for Israel among Palm Beach County Florida residents.
According to event organizers, there was an audible gasp throughout the room when Bachmann managed to say something that wasn’t a fabrication, exaggeration or outright lie.
A spokesperson for Politifact.com says they deem this statement to be true…”in a stopped clock, blind squirrel sort of way.”
http://www.thechicagodope.com/2011/12/02/campaign-shocker-michelle-bachmann-releases-verifiably-true-statement/
PILOT TO BALDWIN: YEAH, NOT SO MUCH
Actor Alec Baldwin has been bounced from another flight.
You may recall that the 30 Rock star was booted from an American Airlines plane after he refused to stop playing a game on his phone.
Well NTN has learned it’s happened again; this time when Baldwin refused to stop juggling box-cutters despite a request from a Delta flight crew.
“What kind of America do we live in when juggling box-cutters is a reason to force a star off your crap plane…” the increasingly unstable actor tweeted to his fan base. “This is not change we can believe in.”
PETA TO SANTA: F’ U, FAT MAN!
Cap News is reporting that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is attacking Santa Claus for his fur-lined suit and his abuse of flying reindeer.
"What's the message that Santa Claus is sending to the children of the world?" asked PETA spokesman Pam Anderson.
"I'm sure he shows his gratitude to Rudolph and his friends, probably by mounting their heads on the wall and eating their flesh for Christmas dinner."
The first round of ads will appear in such children's magazines as Highlights, Ranger Rick and Cricket, and feature actress Scarlett Johansson nude except for several sprigs of mistletoe.
http://www.crystalair.com/story.php?id=200812012
The Lord's Supper (...
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Central text: "While they were eating, Jesus took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to his disciples, saying, 'Take and eat; this is my body.'...
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Central text: "While they were eating, Jesus took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to his disciples, saying, 'Take and eat; this is my body.' Then he took the cup, gave thanks and offered it to them, saying, 'Drink from it, all of you. This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins'" (Matt 26:26–7). ;I. We do not eat Christ's literal flesh and blood.A. Christ's body will remain in heaven until his second coming (Acts 3:21).B. Everyone who eats Christ's flesh and drinks his blood (John 6:51-4).II. Yet Christ is present to believers in his flesh when they take communion.A. We do not have to pull Christ's body down from heaven to commune with him; he can lift our souls up to him (Colossians 3:1-3).B. The bread and wine are Christ's pledges to believers that they become one with him just as really as the food they eat becomes one with their flesh (Galatians 2:20a).
Zombie Bite Test Fi...
10 Views 07:11:48 10/28/08
It's time to wrap up Mogulween with a bang! I am talking about a zombie bite test film guest directed by Jake and Amir! Watch what happens when Indy Mogul and Coll...
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It's time to wrap up Mogulween with a bang! I am talking about a zombie bite test film guest directed by Jake and Amir! Watch what happens when Indy Mogul and College Humor team up for some flesh eating Halloween fun. Make sure and check out the Build Episode to find out how we created this effect.