In this holiday hootenanny of an episode we eat our cookies and drink our drinks while settling by the fire to check out the Spielbergy Adventures of Tintin and se...
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Nearly the News #014
VISUAL WORLD TO REVERT TO BLACK AND WHITE
Headline news from Spoof.com - Scientists have warned that our visual world will almost cert...
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Nearly the News #014
VISUAL WORLD TO REVERT TO BLACK AND WHITE
Headline news from Spoof.com - Scientists have warned that our visual world will almost certainly revert to monochrome, or black-and-white, within the next five to ten years.
Those who have viewed photographs, films or television recordings made during the early or mid 20th century, will have seen the achromatic world in which people then lived. Those alive at the time will recall the gradual emergence of colour, from the late 1950s to the early 1970s, that finally led to the rainbow hued spectrum with which we are now familiar.
The advice to the public is to prepare for the chromatic transition by reducing dependency on the rainbow colour spectrum and by embracing monochromism. 'People should to do some "grey sky thinking,"' suggested a UK government spokesperson, 'and view this as an opportunity to see the world in a new light.'
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i90971
POPE ISSUES STATEMENT ON CONDIMENTS
This just in from the Vatican City News Mutiny news desk - After conferring with Cardinals and Bishops from all over the world, Pope Benedict XVI has issued a long awaited statement to the world’s Catholics on condiments.
The Pope is expected to face criticism from the American south and Baptists as he continued the tradition of not recognizing the legitimacy of any and all dressings that could be seen as taking the place of mayonnaise. “The term 'miracle' should not be thrown around lightly,” proclaimed the Pope. “Thus be it said that the Miracle Whip is not only an annoyingly sweet abomination, but blasphemous as well.”
http://www.derfmagazine.com/news/entertainment/pope-condiments
SMOG LINKED TO SCREEN WRITING PHENOMENON
A Nearly the News exclusive - UCLA has published a breakthrough study linking smog with creativity. Years of exposure to the high levels of nitrogen found in the brown foggy substance triggers a response in neurotransmitters that release artistic tendencies. Scientist Nigel Headwindsen comments,
"We now know the real reason why everyone in Los Angeles claims to be a screenwriter."
The race is on to package and sell the smog by several soft drink makers.
http://www.nearlythenews.com/exclusives/smog-linked-to-creativity/