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21:21:06 07/19/09
MOON GIRL!
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Time to boldly go where no man has gone before! Watch Part 3 HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MP_G6arpVI%list=PLEDD2B7C405F30AEB Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Watch Part 1 HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-z54EP0EhM%list=PLEDD2B7C405F30AEB Story by Tom Small and Regina Nigro Written by Tom Small with Mark Douglas Music by Mark Douglas and Jake Chudnow http://www.myspace.com/barelyjake Vocals by Mark Douglas Direction, Costumes and Graphics by Tom Small Yellow Nerd: Erik Beck Red Nerd/Evil Droid: Tom Small Moon Queen: Ami Lynn Moon Warriors/Gym Girl: Lauren Francesca Moon Face/Jock: Mark Douglas Goth Girl: Regina Nigro LYRICS uh, uh, yeah, yeah, this is a sad jam. Yeah. I was feeling no love from the girls in gym class; In the locker room, I'm getting wedgies up my ass. So we built a ship one afternoon and my buddy and left for the Moon. We landed hard on an alien shore- Gonna boldly go where no man's gone before- We met some alien babes! They were hot and lean, We were the first earth dudes they'd ever seen. Walked up to the queen and said with a smirk, "His name's Chewie. I'm Captain Kirk." Then we started to party with the whole platoon, and now I'm in love with a chick from the Moon. So he asked her to the junior prom as they strolled across the dunes (strolled across the moon dunes) He wants to take her home to meet his mom, his girlfriend from the Moon. The party got crashed by some evil droids, They were pumped up on Ass-Steroids. One grabbed my princess by the hair and said "I'm taking this one to my robot lair." "Excuse me sir, but she's spoken for!" "I'm gonna knock her up with my robot spore." "First we do battle with video games. I'll school your ass- yeah, what's my name?" For hours I pwned that robot thug. We played Galaga, Frogger, and even DigDug. Cmon man, let's go again. Best out of five. Can we switch controllers? Now I'm drinking the nectar of the gods Yikes- What are those strange pseudopods? I think I'm having an asthma attack! I went for my inhaler, and never went back. I flew back home and I wrote this tune, and now I'm missing my girl from the Moon. Why the hell did he leave her? Now he feels like such a goon (feeling like a moon goon!) I guess he got sorta skeeved by his girlfriend from the Moon. I'm so sorry that I broke your hearts when I ran from your alien lady parts Now I'm back at school getting hung on a shelf They're grabbing my hand, saying "Don't hit yourself." I'm slurping down life from a bitter spoon, and missing my girlfriend from the Moon. ...from the moon... Graknia, if you can hear me out there, I'm sorry. I just freaked out. It's not you, it's me. (It's not you it's him) This pain I'm feeling is worse than I felt after seeing the Phantom Menace. (The Phantom Menace really sucked... except for Darth Maul) I just was intimidated by your three vaginas. (Larry, Curly and Moe) I would fight all the Orcs in Mordor just to have you back. In space, no one can hear you cry. (boo hoo hoo... this is f**kin' nerd shit) -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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15:46:09 03/18/09
Sexy Cyborg From Another Dimension
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Not satisfied with the normal girls who go to your high school? Rather date an Amazon Babe or a Sexy Cyborg from another dimension?Instructions included in the video!
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15:46:09 03/18/09
Sexy Cyborg From Another Dimension
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Not satisfied with the normal girls who go to your high school? Rather date an Amazon Babe or a Sexy Cyborg from another dimension?Instructions included in the video!
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15:46:09 03/18/09
Sexy Cyborg From Another Dimension
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Not satisfied with the normal girls who go to your high school? Rather date an Amazon Babe or a Sexy Cyborg from another dimension?Instructions included in the video!
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21:25:58 03/17/09
SEXY CYBORG!
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Rather date an Amazon Babe or a Sexy Cyborg from another dimension? Watch Part 2 HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4zbBEifkrU%list=PLEDD2B7C405F30AEB Watch Part 3 HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MP_G6arpVI%list=PLEDD2B7C405F30AEB Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Story by Tom Small and Rusty Ward Written by Tom Small with Mark Douglas Music and vocals by Mark Douglas and Jake Chudnow (http://www.myspace.com/barelyjake ) Direction and Graphics by Tom Small Cyborg arm effect by Erik Beck Yellow Nerd: Erik Beck Red Nerd/Robot Singer: Tom Small Amazon Babe: Ami Lynn Sexy Cyborg: Lauren Francesca Barbarians/Ninjas etc: Mark Douglas, Rusty Ward, Jake Chudnow Arty Goth Girl/Astronaut: Regina Nigro Homecoming Queen: Andrea Feczko Cousin Steve: Michael Stevens Grandpa: Robert Ankers LYRICS I don't wanna come home with the homecoming queen And those arty goth girls are too freaky for me. I don't want a nice girl who's good in the kitchen, I want an Amazon babe from another dimension! She's got skimpy armor, and a sword to match: She never gets cold and never gets a scratch. She fights off ninjas, a hundred at a time- but that's ok, 'cause they're waiting in line. When she swings her sword she looks smoking hot- dodging bullets, 'cause they're lousy shots. I'm addicted but I don't want an intervention From my Amazon babe from another dimension. Amazon babe from another dimension! All the barbarians stand at attention Amazon babe from another dimension! Not like the ones at the comic convention The girl I want is made of metal and tubes- She's a Sexy Cyborg, with adjustable boobs. She's got skinny arms, but can totally whale: Leapin' tall buildings while she's checking email. Got a Gatling gun and a radar detector- When she needs repairs, I'm the Gadget Inspector. If I was a teacher, I'd give an extension To my Sexy Cyborg from another dimension Sexy Cyborg from another dimension! One more thing I forgot to mention Sexy Cyborg from another dimension! She's not recommended for those with hypertension So we read about an ancient tribal rite And performed it at an indian burial site opened up an intergalactic wormhole- And out came ladies who are outta control! She's alive! But my Amazon won't play video games and she's only interested in talking to dames. My Robot looks hot on the movie poster, But I came home from school and found her f***ing the toaster. I use that. So far I've gotten no action at all Not how it went for Anthony Michael Hall You've got a beautiful face and you're totally stacked But if we can't have sex I'd like my room back. Sexy Cyborg from another dimension! One more week and you have to leave Amazon babe from another dimension! You even had sex with my cousin Steve? Now this stupid wormhole is open. Letting in all manner of flotsam. Biker Zombies, Giant squids. Man-eating Manatees, Charlton Heston... We should've just watched porn shoulda watched porn, shoulda watched some porn... -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
