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A Very Film Riot Christmas - 2011
Christmas is here! Which means it is time for another Film Riot Christmas Special. So join in on the random Holiday inspired fun! Download the Santa's Comin MP3 here: revision3.com OPENING RAP LYRICS: RAP: (Santa) Up on the house top the reindeer falls, Out comes the pimp Santa Clause, With a bowl full of Jelly and a candy cane, A sack full of gifts, I'm-a make it rain! Cause I knows who's naughty, I know who's nice, I got that list, I checked it twice, And if you naughty, it's not your night, Cause I brought my dog and he's about to bite! Cause Santa's got the list, and Santa's got the limp, and I'm ready to rip with an extended clip. So if you trip you aint get coal, You'll get four slugs from my 4-4! So you better watch out, you better not cry, You better not pout, I'm telling you why, Cause Santa Claus is mother flippin coming to town. DANCE (Santa) I fly around the world one night a year, I work my jingle balls off and only cookies are here?! I ain't trying to rock the sleigh, but this is makin me sick I don't think it's asking too much, even waiters get tipped (Elf) I'm an elf Mutha FATHER! Disrespect Santa and you get me, A reject from lord of the rings, I'll tinsel your a**, sell all your presents for cash, Leave you socks with no receipt so you can't take it back! I'll douse myself with gasoline and set my body on fire, Throw myself through your window, burn down your house, then blame faulty wires Rip off your head spit down your neck, Then go old testament with ... From: filmriot Views: 57282 2257 ratings Time: 14:00 More in Comedy
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