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16:18:50 09/18/11
MTV Ridiculousness Sucks
[LESS INFO] 84 VIEWS | ADDED 16:18:50 09/18/11
For all those viewers who think It Could Be Worse... is the worst show they have ever watched. I will prove you wrong today...Take a moment in the new couple of days and try to watch MTV’s Ridiculousness . Just try! Because you won’t last more than 3 minutes, unless its a commercial break because watching commercials are more entertaining than this show. Its like someone was sitting around and said hey why don’t we do a show just like tosh.0 but not as good as tosh.0, and some aging hipster who still thinks he’s relevant said, dude that’s ridiculousness.
It started with planking and not the newest internet sensation is "coning." If you don’t know what coning is, i’ll let Tom Green, the inventor of coning, explain. [YouTube: "Coning" - The Next Big Thing]
"Coning" just aint that funny. But I got a new thing that will take the internet by storm. I’m calling it "thirsting." Pull up to drive-thru window, order the biggest drink that they have and then pour it over top of your own head. Than turn to the employee and say, “boy was I thirsty.”
Have you ever been forced to talk to someone that you don’t really like.
What do you normally do. Make fun of them as soon as they go away, of course. [YouTube: Kim and Kourtney Kardashian made fun of on live TV by news anchor]
In the true spirit of this show, proving that life could always be worse, this will make anyone with a physical ailment or deformity feel instantly better. [YouTube: HOWARD STERN: Guy with BIG medical issue talks about his embarrassing problem]
Yes, that is his testicles!
Think you had a bad week? It Could Be Worse... [YouTube: FAIL Blog: Jumping the Smallest of Jumps FAIL]
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13:29:00 01/11/11
Video: Minot Man Inspires Injured Soldiers
[LESS INFO] 6 VIEWS | ADDED 13:29:00 01/11/11
A Minot man who lost a leg to a roadside bomb in Iraq six years ago is on the verge of earning his PhD and becoming an instructor at West Point. But Daniel Gade's scholarly accomplishments pale in comparison to the inspiration he's providing to fellow soldiers who've been injured while serving their country. Gade led a group called The Wounded Warriors as they hit the ski slopes of New York. Here's the story as told by Benita Zahn of WNYT television in Albany. I've always felt like one of the things this does for guys is let them know that life is gonna be fun again. So what happens is, when somebody gets hurt they say, oh man, you kow, this stinks. I got hurt. I got no legs, but what really stinks is that the think I'm never gonna have fun and so programs like this let them know that they're gonna have fun again." MEET MAJOR DAN GLADE AND BOY IS HE HAVING FUN. THE 34 YEAR OLD WEST POINT GRAD IS NOW FINISHING UP HIS PHD IN ATHENS, GEORGIA. HE'LL BE RETURNING TO WEST POINT THIS SUMMER TO TEACH POLITICS AFTER A TOUR OF DUTY IN IRAQ WHERE HE WAS INJURED TWICE, THE LAST TIME IN JANUARY 'O5. A ROADSIDE BOMB EXPLODED BENEATH HIS VEHICLE. THE RESULT IS OBVIOUS. FORMERLY A DISTANCE RUNNER AND SKIER, LIKE THE OTHER soldiers on the slopes, Major Glade WONDERED IF LIFE WOULD EVER BE FUN AGAIN. "I started last year. On the first day I spent most of the morning crying .. fell off the magic carpet. It was bad. It was like, 2 year olds were passing me- what is wrong with that dude? By the end of the first day I was comfortable on greens, comfortable on blues." Greens are the easy slopes, blues - the intermediate. "Your thought when you got on the skis? It was fun to be sliding down the hill again ... I kept falling .. I think it's like a metaphor for life. You try somethig, and you try something and you try something you're never good and then eventually you're good at it again, so ." And when you see him on the mountain - or any of the wounded warriors - "I want them to realize, but hey, when bad things happen to me I can get bacp up on two feet or back up on one foot or whatever and get out there and have fun again." Dan's wife, Wendy was on the slopes in New York state over the weekend with him. She told the reporter that when Dan awoke from the medically-induced coma after his injury - one of the first things he told her was, he wanted to ski again.
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19:56:00 12/12/10
Plain White T's, The Frantic, Matt Skiba (Alkaline Trio), OK Go, Kill Hannah, ManBQue (12.11.2010)
[LESS INFO] 30 VIEWS | ADDED 19:56:00 12/12/10
It is a great pleasure to welcome my dear friends in Plain White T%rsquos to the JBTV studios for an exclusive performance on our high definition sound stage. A lot has changed for all of us in the last 11 years, but it%rsquos safe to say more has changed for these kids from Villa Park.
%ldquoHey There, Delilah%rdquo catapulted the band onto a worldwide platform, reaching the elusive #1 spot on the Billboard Top 100 chart and nudging their record %ldquoEvery Second Counts%rdquo to Gold certification status. But, as you%rsquoll see this week on JBTV, one of my favorite things about the T%rsquos is that they%rsquore still as humble and down to earth as they were when then played house shows in the 90%rsquos. After countless world tours, the band is back with a brand new album (out this week) called %ldquoWonders of the Younger,%rdquo and they%rsquore debuting some of their live material for the first time this week... only on JBTV! And yes, they%rsquoll play a show-closing version of %ldquoDelilah."
Our other featured in-studio artist this week is another one of our hometown favorites, The Frantic. If you%rsquove watched JBTV at all since last March, you%rsquove heard the band (whether you know it or not) every week as they perform our show%rsquos intro theme song. You know the one; %ldquoJ-B-T-V!%rdquo It%rsquos about time we have these dudes featured properly on the HD sound stage. Having worked with the band dating back to my years on Q101 radio, I%rsquove said since the first time we spun %ldquoAudio and Murder%rdquo that The Frantic is bound for enormous things and I stand by it more today than ever. They were 17 then. They%rsquore pushing 21 now. They%rsquore growing up and their songwriting is growing up with them. They have incredible energy, charisma and stage presence and we%rsquore thrilled to bring you this week%rsquos JBTV exclusive studio session with The Frantic!
Hosts Toby Jeg and Brendan Kelly are hanging at Bottom Lounge with Alkaline Trio frontman Matt Skiba. JBTV gives you an all access pass to Matt%rsquos sound check before his solo show last month, complete with unseen performance footage. Plus, Skiba gives us the scoop on the Trio%rsquos forthcoming record.
Jenna Martinelli is backstage at Metro with OK Go, marking their second 2010 appearance on our show. They%rsquore that good! We, of course, talk concepts with the band best known for creating some of the most inventive music videos of the past decade. Jenna even talks the guys into dancing for the JBTV cameras.
Toby Jeg and myself are on location with the guys from Man-B-Que. What is it? Meat. Beer. Rock and roll. We grill. We drink. We rock. That%rsquos it. 3 simple things and 1 insane can%rsquot miss party!
And our namesake, Jerry Bryant, takes us back in time for a classic in-studio segment with Kill Hannah. It%rsquos another exclusive performance, filmed in our downtown Chicago studios in 2006. You won%rsquot %ndash and can%rsquot %ndash find this anywhere but JBTV!
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20:39:08 06/29/10
Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex): Key of Awesome #23
[LESS INFO] 2 VIEWS | ADDED 20:39:08 06/29/10
Nervous Guy: with AHMIR! This is gonna be awkward. Key of Awesome #23! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rri3hprHPQs Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Written by Mark Douglas Performed by AHMIR with Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small AHMIR's YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/ahmirTV Music produced by Big Dawg http://www.myspace.com/dawgystyleproductions LYRICS Hey there girl it's been long time since I've done this...sex I mean. You see I'm just getting over a really painful divorce so you might want to lower your expectations just a tad. I want to go ahead and apologize in advance for what is probably going to be an underwhelming experience for you. F.Y.I. lately I haven't been able to have an orgasm without crying. It's something I've been working on with my shrink. Am I talking to much? This is gonna be awkward. AHMIR You're thinking that he's gonna love you and it will be hot You're wondering will he love you all night (probably not) He's always been dumbfounded by female anatomy Be his Watson girl and help him solve this mystery Now he's nauseous from the pressure plus he's really drunk His prophylactic is suffocating his poor junk He's self conscious bout my man boobs and my hairy chest He took off his shirt but he's still got a furry vest MARK It's not uncommon for me to have performance anxiety AHMIR It's very common in old guys. MARK It's not helping that a bunch of dudes are singing right behind me. AHMIR And now you're freakin' cus your thinkin' what the hell have I gotten my self into As you look in his eyes you will soon realize that you won't be coming too Cus he's just a Nervous guy He always gives you T.M.I. And never ever shuts his yap Can't you tell she doesn't give a crap? Yes he's just a nervous dude Always finds a way to kill the mood MARK You remind me of sister from the one time that I kissed her but it was just a peck. AHMIR EWWWWWW MARK No no no it wasn't anything weird it was just like a happy birthday (smooch) LAUREN I think you should leave MARK Allright then girl. Hey, I told you it was gonna be weird. You can't say I didn't warn you. C'mon fellas lets go. LAUREN No they can stay. MARK Damn girl that's messed up...but I understand. After all, they are AHMIR, the most popular R%B group on YouTube. AHMIR It's too bad you're a nervous guy It's time for you to say goodbye Bye bye bye bye bye Really missed your chance Coulda got into her pants But no, no.... -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
3 Views
20:39:08 06/29/10
Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex): Key of Awesome #23
[LESS INFO] 3 VIEWS | ADDED 20:39:08 06/29/10
Nervous Guy: with AHMIR! This is gonna be awkward. Key of Awesome #23! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rri3hprHPQs Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Written by Mark Douglas Performed by AHMIR with Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small AHMIR's YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/ahmirTV Music produced by Big Dawg http://www.myspace.com/dawgystyleproductions LYRICS Hey there girl it's been long time since I've done this...sex I mean. You see I'm just getting over a really painful divorce so you might want to lower your expectations just a tad. I want to go ahead and apologize in advance for what is probably going to be an underwhelming experience for you. F.Y.I. lately I haven't been able to have an orgasm without crying. It's something I've been working on with my shrink. Am I talking to much? This is gonna be awkward. AHMIR You're thinking that he's gonna love you and it will be hot You're wondering will he love you all night (probably not) He's always been dumbfounded by female anatomy Be his Watson girl and help him solve this mystery Now he's nauseous from the pressure plus he's really drunk His prophylactic is suffocating his poor junk He's self conscious bout my man boobs and my hairy chest He took off his shirt but he's still got a furry vest MARK It's not uncommon for me to have performance anxiety AHMIR It's very common in old guys. MARK It's not helping that a bunch of dudes are singing right behind me. AHMIR And now you're freakin' cus your thinkin' what the hell have I gotten my self into As you look in his eyes you will soon realize that you won't be coming too Cus he's just a Nervous guy He always gives you T.M.I. And never ever shuts his yap Can't you tell she doesn't give a crap? Yes he's just a nervous dude Always finds a way to kill the mood MARK You remind me of sister from the one time that I kissed her but it was just a peck. AHMIR EWWWWWW MARK No no no it wasn't anything weird it was just like a happy birthday (smooch) LAUREN I think you should leave MARK Allright then girl. Hey, I told you it was gonna be weird. You can't say I didn't warn you. C'mon fellas lets go. LAUREN No they can stay. MARK Damn girl that's messed up...but I understand. After all, they are AHMIR, the most popular R%B group on YouTube. AHMIR It's too bad you're a nervous guy It's time for you to say goodbye Bye bye bye bye bye Really missed your chance Coulda got into her pants But no, no.... -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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19:43:03 03/15/10
Adam Lambert Parody: Key Of Awesome #16
[LESS INFO] 2 VIEWS | ADDED 19:43:03 03/15/10
Adam Lambert wants you to stop filming him! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7-GGJ-F0os Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Lyrics: When I hang around my house I do it theatrically Is somebody watching me? HEY! Oh its you You scared the crap outta me Why are you filming me? Dont you know I hate it when you sneak up on me like that I was just about to crack you in the head with this bat So now Im gonna read a book and give you a dirty look Just let me read my book I like to dress up like a fabulous clown Do you like my hair up or does it look better down When its Emo like this, I look Japanese I look like Zoolander now Hey, why are you filming me? Im using the lavatory! Im doing a number three! Hey by the way Did you pay the cable bill It was on the windowsill Youre hot, but youre dumber than a shoe Im singing about a dude But they wont let me show the dude [Boyfriend turns the camera around and he says HAAAAAAY but his face is blurred out] Because parents were outraged when I was on the AMAs But they seemed to be okay with Lady Gagas vajayjay Its totally cool when two chicks to make out Everyone is amused I just put my crotch in my dancers face and it got on the news That doesnt make sense to me OWW I just hit my knee! Why are you filming me? Stop laughing at me Why are you filming me? OWWW!!! -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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19:43:03 03/15/10
Adam Lambert Parody: Key Of Awesome #16
[LESS INFO] 0 VIEWS | ADDED 19:43:03 03/15/10
Adam Lambert wants you to stop filming him! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7-GGJ-F0os Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Lyrics: When I hang around my house I do it theatrically Is somebody watching me? HEY! Oh its you You scared the crap outta me Why are you filming me? Dont you know I hate it when you sneak up on me like that I was just about to crack you in the head with this bat So now Im gonna read a book and give you a dirty look Just let me read my book I like to dress up like a fabulous clown Do you like my hair up or does it look better down When its Emo like this, I look Japanese I look like Zoolander now Hey, why are you filming me? Im using the lavatory! Im doing a number three! Hey by the way Did you pay the cable bill It was on the windowsill Youre hot, but youre dumber than a shoe Im singing about a dude But they wont let me show the dude [Boyfriend turns the camera around and he says HAAAAAAY but his face is blurred out] Because parents were outraged when I was on the AMAs But they seemed to be okay with Lady Gagas vajayjay Its totally cool when two chicks to make out Everyone is amused I just put my crotch in my dancers face and it got on the news That doesnt make sense to me OWW I just hit my knee! Why are you filming me? Stop laughing at me Why are you filming me? OWWW!!! -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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20:42:10 11/09/09
Crying Celebrities! Britney and Miley : Key of Awesome #4!
[LESS INFO] 0 VIEWS | ADDED 20:42:10 11/09/09
It's so fun to watch celebrities suffer! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMVDaBxRWwE Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical LYRICS Hey yall theres a brand new dance sweeping the nation. This dance aint for everybody. Just the self absorbed people its called the Cry Baby. When you got a crappy show and your ratings are low do the cry baby do the cry baby When your face looks like a ham And you get punched by William Do the cry baby Do the cry baby When you say youre on a trail But youre really getting tail Do the cry baby do the cry baby When those mother truckers wont leave Brittany Spears alone Do the cry baby Do the cry baby Its always beneficial to cry When youre in the public eye Its so fun to watch celebrities suffer So baby turn on the cameras and blubber When the ASPCA Wont let you give your dogs away Do the cry baby Do the cry baby When youre thanking the lord for some meaningless award Do the cry baby Do the cry baby Break it down All right ladies. Now its time to show you all how to do the crybaby dance Dont make me call the Waaaaambulance. Put your hands on your hips Stick out your bottom lip Rub your eyes stomp your feet Turn and repeat Now show your tears to the camera So everyone can see just how hard it is to be a rich celebrity Im sorry all you crybabies if Im being too hard on you Cus you know when Im home and I watch T.V. alone I sometimes do the crybabay toooo Like when Frodo leaves the shire and said goodbye to Sam Or that very special Office when Jim married Pam The first time I saw the movie Lost in Translation Or whenever I hear a Morgan Freeman Narration When the dudes wife died in the movie Up Or the first time I saw two girls one cup Or that commercial Sarah McLaughlin and the dogs and cats The way they look in the camera... I cant take that. I need a minute MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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20:42:10 11/09/09
Crying Celebrities! Britney and Miley : Key of Awesome #4!
[LESS INFO] 0 VIEWS | ADDED 20:42:10 11/09/09
It's so fun to watch celebrities suffer! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMVDaBxRWwE Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical LYRICS Hey yall theres a brand new dance sweeping the nation. This dance aint for everybody. Just the self absorbed people its called the Cry Baby. When you got a crappy show and your ratings are low do the cry baby do the cry baby When your face looks like a ham And you get punched by William Do the cry baby Do the cry baby When you say youre on a trail But youre really getting tail Do the cry baby do the cry baby When those mother truckers wont leave Brittany Spears alone Do the cry baby Do the cry baby Its always beneficial to cry When youre in the public eye Its so fun to watch celebrities suffer So baby turn on the cameras and blubber When the ASPCA Wont let you give your dogs away Do the cry baby Do the cry baby When youre thanking the lord for some meaningless award Do the cry baby Do the cry baby Break it down All right ladies. Now its time to show you all how to do the crybaby dance Dont make me call the Waaaaambulance. Put your hands on your hips Stick out your bottom lip Rub your eyes stomp your feet Turn and repeat Now show your tears to the camera So everyone can see just how hard it is to be a rich celebrity Im sorry all you crybabies if Im being too hard on you Cus you know when Im home and I watch T.V. alone I sometimes do the crybabay toooo Like when Frodo leaves the shire and said goodbye to Sam Or that very special Office when Jim married Pam The first time I saw the movie Lost in Translation Or whenever I hear a Morgan Freeman Narration When the dudes wife died in the movie Up Or the first time I saw two girls one cup Or that commercial Sarah McLaughlin and the dogs and cats The way they look in the camera... I cant take that. I need a minute MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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16:00:00 12/31/69
Jamie Foxx- Just Like Me ft T.I (w/lyrics)
[LESS INFO] 21 VIEWS | ADDED 16:00:00 12/31/69
Jamie Foxx new single just like me ft t.i with lyrics (T.I. : Intro) Say Foxx? (Yeah.. eah.. eah...) I had-I had a chick man- (Yeah.. eah.. eah...) She wouldn't did me real wrong, I mean (Yeah.. eah.. eah...) I did the same thing to her but- She ain't have no right to do me like that though dawg, for real (Yeah.. eah.. eah...) (Jamie Foxx : Verse One) You, been seeing him, and I know And I was with her, and you knew about it But I was too bli-i-ind to see it baby And you was out here doing the same thing as me I wanna ask, has he been by the crib? Has he been in our, car? And did you let him, drive? Cause she's been by the house She's been in the car I've even let her push the Porsche around a couple times Ohh, we were so the same I don't know why I can see you baby And it ain't a point to feeling blue You're just like me and I'm just like you (Jamie Foxx : Chorus) You're just like me Shorty all up in the club Popping bottles of that Bud Giving all them dudes hugs And you just like me She don't know how to act On the floor back in the back Man I can't be mad She just like me-e-ee-e-e She just like me-e-ee-e-e She just like me-e-ee-e-e She just like me... (Jamie Foxx : Verse Two) Now it ain't so easy for me to be imagining what you been doing baby So I don't even have to ask (No) Cause you ain't the only one that keeping secrets baby So really, no sense in me playing bye And I, can't stay up though Cause I did you wrong And I was on some kush When I let that ***** up in our home She's out from us just like me And she played the game like one of my homies Ohh, we were so the same I don't know why I can see you baby And it ain't a point to feeling blue You're just like me and I'm just like you (Jamie Foxx : Chorus) You're just like me Shorty all up in the club Popping bottles of that Bud Giving all them dudes hugs And you just like me She don't know how to act On the floor back in the back Man I can't be mad She just like me-e-ee-e-e (Getting money, having fun, man she) Just like me-e-ee-e-e (In the club, throwing ones, man she) Just like me-e-ee-e-e (24's on the rims) Just like me... (Go on shawty do your thang) (T.I. : Bridge) Hey! Shawty who you fooling you? Know I'm way too cool for you To run that game when we play me Trying to do me like I be doing you Say you heard I was screwing her Just like I hear he doing you Why you worry about me doing me Let's see you doing you I can make her better though You gon let him ruin you Just for the record No, I wouldn't have her unless I could have the two of you I know why he pursuing you That booty do be moving boo Late night, straight pipe That ain't nothing new to you Wait a minute Can't tell me -****- Wanna tell me Something tell me this If I woulda never woulda hit that chick Would you even ever know that dude exist? Still. Naw. Got me quick, still You ask about I've kissed it Now you all on his **** Shawty looking -Tipsy?- -History?- (Jamie Foxx : Chorus) Just like me Shorty all up in the club Popping bottles of that Bud Giving all them dudes hugs And you just like me (You know I was wrong shawty) She don't know how to act On the floor back in the back Man I can't be mad She just like me-e-ee-e-e (You dealing with a man with an ego, you know?) She just like me-e-ee-e-e She just like me-e-ee-e-e She just like me...
