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Nearly The News #066
BACHMANN TO COUNTRY: I’LL GET IN THE MOOD!
Presidential wanna-be Michelle Bachmann says reports that she suffers from debilitating headaches won’t keep her from fulfilling her oval office duties if elected.
“For years, women have done the hard things even when they didn’t feel like it,” says the Republican congresswoman. “I’ll just close my eyes, think of America and let Jesus help me through it.”
TIGER WOODS: WHO’S YOUR CADDY?
Tiger Woods has severed his ties with his long time caddy Steve Williams, claiming Williams is responsible for his recent poor play.
“This’ll totally turn things around for me,” said Woods. “The sponsors who left after I banged all those chicks, my bad knee, my wife leaving me, my lack of focus… it was all Steve’s fault. Yeah, Steve’s fault.”
And finally…
SPIDERMAN REBOOTED…
The trailer for the new Spiderman movie is out… It’s exactly the same story as the version that came out in 2002, but producers say it’ll be better because... it no longer features a big movie star in the lead role… so you won’t confuse it with a movie you’ll actually remember.
Well, looking forward to that. This episode written by Collin Friesen.
Video: Snow Removal...
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Even though this week's snowfall didn't hit blizzard proportions - snow removal is still causing some minor headaches - and if you're parked in the wrong place - i...
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Even though this week's snowfall didn't hit blizzard proportions - snow removal is still causing some minor headaches - and if you're parked in the wrong place - it's about to cost you. Minot police officers say some residents have left their vehicles on city streets. That makes it difficult for plows and graders to quickly move the snow - considerably slowing up the process. Officers will be sending special patrols into residential streets and alleys to issue parking tickets and tow tags. They'll also be looking for boats and trailers that haven't been moved since the most recent storm.