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Gamco's Haverty Expects Yahoo Shares to Rise to $22 (Video)

Added 02/08/12
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Solyndra Unshine, Paterno Rolls and Seal Dateless - NTN #106

Added 02/07/12
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Solyndra Unshine, Paterno Rolls and Seal Dateless - NTN #106

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Nearly The News #106 LET THE DEFAULTED LOANS SHINE IN A source inside the Obama administration has told Cap News that the solar panels produced by the now defunct Solyndra actually gave the sun more power. "The sun has never been brighter," said the anonymous source. "We can literally trace how much bigger and hotter its gotten during the time Solyndra was in operation." Former Solyndra officials indicated that the schematics for the solar panels were drawn backwards, causing a reflective effect, which delivered energy back to the source. The diameter of our sun increased several thousand miles over the course of six years, during which time solar flares reached an all time high, frequently interrupting cell phone service. http://www.crystalair.com/story.php?id=201201011 ROLLIN’ JOE, ROLLIN’ SLOW Derfmagazine.com says Penn State’s athletic department has confirmed that the on-campus statue of Joe Paterno has been outfitted with wheels so that it can be used for coaching and recruiting visits. The statue is expected to play the exact same role in recruiting and coaching as Joe Paterno did over the past decade.  Despite losing his job after failing to report allegations of child sexual abuse to police, they still have a soft spot for Paterno at Penn State. “I cannot think of anything that could happen that would make us not want to have him around,” said an un-named official. “And I can’t think of one disgusting, sinister, ungodly ordeal that would change that.” http://www.derfmagazine.com/news/sports/joe-paterno-statue And finally… SEAL: I’VE BEEN DISSED BY A HO… Famed singer Seal and super model Heidi Klum are divorcing, and experts say it’s highly unlikely the Grammy winning performer will ever be able to bag another woman that hot. “He’s really shot himself in the foot, and by foot I mean junk” said a dating expert from Maxim Magazine. “I mean, look at her, then look at him. I mean, come on.” The expert went on to say “Seriously, think about it. I mean dude. Really?”

5 NFL Players Sure to Change Teams This Offseason

Added 02/07/12
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5 NFL Players Sure to Change Teams This Offseason

Added 02/07/12
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Tuidang Participates in Flushing's Lunar New Year Parade

Added 02/06/12
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WTO Rejects Appeal by Chinese Regime

Added 02/01/12
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iPad is King

Added 02/01/12
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Rooney Mara On Her 2012 Oscar Nomination: 'I Wasn't Expecting It'

Added 01/26/12
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Rooney Mara On Her 2012 Oscar Nomination: 'I Wasn't Expecting It'

Added 01/26/12
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Van Halen Assless Chaps; NFL Expands - NTN #103

Added 01/25/12
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Van Halen Assless Chaps; NFL Expands - NTN #103

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Nearly The News #103 BUTT-LESS CHAPS: EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!!! The reunion tour of iconic rock band Van Halen has led to a spike in assless chap sales, according to Cap News and representatives from the assless chaps industry. "Sales are up more than 300 percent in the first quarter of this year," said a well-ventilated spokesperson. “It's been more of a specialty item the last few decades, so we couldn't be happier." Assless chaps were first popularized by Van Halen lead singer David Lee Roth in the 1980s, who wore them during concerts, music videos and while relaxing around the house http://crystalair.com/story.php?id=201201004 NFL SEASON: BIGGER, LONGER, AND WAY HARDER (GIGGLE) In an announcement sending shockwaves through the sporting world, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has laid out plans to increase the league's regular season from a 16 to an 82-game schedule. "There's been talk of adding games to the season for some time," Goodell explained to Cap News. "We just added more than most people expected, because frankly, we want to make even more money." The new format will also see a change to the post season, with playoffs being a best of seven series, and the championship game played over a live volcano. http://www.crystalair.com/story.php?id=201201005 And finally… IT’S A MINI-DIVA SENSATION! Beyonce and Jay-Z’s newborn daughter Blue Ivy has released the first single from her upcoming album, as well as a very healthy stool sample. “The single is called “Whhaaaa, bitches!” and features vocal support from Lil’ Wayne and Eminem. “For a new artist, she has a feel for music beyond her years,” the happy after-birth covered father told reporters. “And her BM, it’s firm, the right color, there’s not another artist out there who’s pooping at this level.”

Abella Expects Apple Competitors to `Attack' This Year

Added 01/25/12
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Fed watchers see no new stimulus

Added 01/24/12
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Fed watchers see no new stimulus

Added 01/24/12
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Congress Leader Rahul Gandhi in Sidhauli (U.P) Part 4

Added 01/14/12
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Congress Leader Rahul Gandhi in Sidhauli (U.P) Part 4

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Addressing a mammoth rally at Sidhauli, Sitapur in Uttar Pradesh as part of the third phase of his campaign for Congress All India Congress Committee (AICC) General Secretary Rahul Gandhi once again criticized the twenty two years non-Congress Governments in U.P for the bad state of affairs. Rahul Gandhi promised that, given a chance, the Congress will bring back developments in Uttar Pradesh like it did in all Congress ruled states. Taking another dig at the opposition Rahul Gandhi went on to say “whenever we make policies for the poor, the opposition including Mayawatiji raise a number of questions. They ask from where we would have the money for the welfare schemes. But we showed them from where we can have money. There is no shortage of funds today. We believe that the country cannot shine even a single poor man is left”. He then repeated his anguish about leaders not visiting the masses and said “Today your leaders do not come to you, talk to you or listen to you. There was a time when Mulayamji used to come to you to realize your problems. But he changed now and stopped coming to you. Till the leaders come to you and interact with you they cannot understand poverty. You will feel that all is well when you travel by helicopter. The conditions at grass root level are pathetic here.” To substantiate his leader-aam aadmi theory Rahul Gandhi cited one of his personal experiences. “I went to a hospital in UP where some painting and renovation works were going on. I went inside. There were no doctors, patients or nurses. Four-five dogs were scampering inside. I asked them what is going on. They said that Mayawati is on a tour to this area and she will be visiting the hospital and therefore the renovation. As she was expected to take the road route from the helipad the roads were being repaired and the hospital building was being painted. This is the state of affairs ion your state.”