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Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex): Key of Awesome #23

Added 06/29/10
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Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex): Key of Awesome #23

[LESS INFO] 2 VIEWS | ADDED 20:39:08 06/29/10
Nervous Guy: with AHMIR! This is gonna be awkward. Key of Awesome #23! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rri3hprHPQs Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Written by Mark Douglas Performed by AHMIR with Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small AHMIR's YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/ahmirTV Music produced by Big Dawg http://www.myspace.com/dawgystyleproductions LYRICS Hey there girl it's been long time since I've done this...sex I mean. You see I'm just getting over a really painful divorce so you might want to lower your expectations just a tad. I want to go ahead and apologize in advance for what is probably going to be an underwhelming experience for you. F.Y.I. lately I haven't been able to have an orgasm without crying. It's something I've been working on with my shrink. Am I talking to much? This is gonna be awkward. AHMIR You're thinking that he's gonna love you and it will be hot You're wondering will he love you all night (probably not) He's always been dumbfounded by female anatomy Be his Watson girl and help him solve this mystery Now he's nauseous from the pressure plus he's really drunk His prophylactic is suffocating his poor junk He's self conscious bout my man boobs and my hairy chest He took off his shirt but he's still got a furry vest MARK It's not uncommon for me to have performance anxiety AHMIR It's very common in old guys. MARK It's not helping that a bunch of dudes are singing right behind me. AHMIR And now you're freakin' cus your thinkin' what the hell have I gotten my self into As you look in his eyes you will soon realize that you won't be coming too Cus he's just a Nervous guy He always gives you T.M.I. And never ever shuts his yap Can't you tell she doesn't give a crap? Yes he's just a nervous dude Always finds a way to kill the mood MARK You remind me of sister from the one time that I kissed her but it was just a peck. AHMIR EWWWWWW MARK No no no it wasn't anything weird it was just like a happy birthday (smooch) LAUREN I think you should leave MARK Allright then girl. Hey, I told you it was gonna be weird. You can't say I didn't warn you. C'mon fellas lets go. LAUREN No they can stay. MARK Damn girl that's messed up...but I understand. After all, they are AHMIR, the most popular R%B group on YouTube. AHMIR It's too bad you're a nervous guy It's time for you to say goodbye Bye bye bye bye bye Really missed your chance Coulda got into her pants But no, no.... -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex): Key of Awesome #23

Added 06/29/10
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Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex): Key of Awesome #23

[LESS INFO] 3 VIEWS | ADDED 20:39:08 06/29/10
Nervous Guy: with AHMIR! This is gonna be awkward. Key of Awesome #23! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rri3hprHPQs Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Written by Mark Douglas Performed by AHMIR with Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small AHMIR's YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/ahmirTV Music produced by Big Dawg http://www.myspace.com/dawgystyleproductions LYRICS Hey there girl it's been long time since I've done this...sex I mean. You see I'm just getting over a really painful divorce so you might want to lower your expectations just a tad. I want to go ahead and apologize in advance for what is probably going to be an underwhelming experience for you. F.Y.I. lately I haven't been able to have an orgasm without crying. It's something I've been working on with my shrink. Am I talking to much? This is gonna be awkward. AHMIR You're thinking that he's gonna love you and it will be hot You're wondering will he love you all night (probably not) He's always been dumbfounded by female anatomy Be his Watson girl and help him solve this mystery Now he's nauseous from the pressure plus he's really drunk His prophylactic is suffocating his poor junk He's self conscious bout my man boobs and my hairy chest He took off his shirt but he's still got a furry vest MARK It's not uncommon for me to have performance anxiety AHMIR It's very common in old guys. MARK It's not helping that a bunch of dudes are singing right behind me. AHMIR And now you're freakin' cus your thinkin' what the hell have I gotten my self into As you look in his eyes you will soon realize that you won't be coming too Cus he's just a Nervous guy He always gives you T.M.I. And never ever shuts his yap Can't you tell she doesn't give a crap? Yes he's just a nervous dude Always finds a way to kill the mood MARK You remind me of sister from the one time that I kissed her but it was just a peck. AHMIR EWWWWWW MARK No no no it wasn't anything weird it was just like a happy birthday (smooch) LAUREN I think you should leave MARK Allright then girl. Hey, I told you it was gonna be weird. You can't say I didn't warn you. C'mon fellas lets go. LAUREN No they can stay. MARK Damn girl that's messed up...but I understand. After all, they are AHMIR, the most popular R%B group on YouTube. AHMIR It's too bad you're a nervous guy It's time for you to say goodbye Bye bye bye bye bye Really missed your chance Coulda got into her pants But no, no.... -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113