Every summer, the hermit crabs migrate to dry land where they trip face to techno music. www.secretpants.net
Watch the hermit crabs rave and trip face live, twent...
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Every summer, the hermit crabs migrate to dry land where they trip face to techno music. www.secretpants.net
Watch the hermit crabs rave and trip face live, twenty-four hours a day, at hermitcrabrave.com
Ron Jeremy Gives Input
33 Views 07:15:23 02/14/12
Ron Jeremy's dedication to his craft is deep. Very deep. www.secretpants.net
[LESS INFO] 21 VIEWS | ADDED 04:25:54 01/31/12
The world’s first human clone is a charming little guy; let’s hope he grows up to become a painter. www.secretpants.net
Murder Knife!
19 Views 05:54:31 01/10/12
Murder Knife! The incredible new knife that is definitely, absolutely, one hundred percent not for murder. Except it probably is. www.secretpants.net
[LESS INFO] 19 VIEWS | ADDED 05:54:31 01/10/12
Murder Knife! The incredible new knife that is definitely, absolutely, one hundred percent not for murder. Except it probably is. www.secretpants.net
The Red Baron's Chr...
20 Views 05:11:01 12/28/11
Up in the sky, a man in a plane; Baron von Richthofen was his name. Eighty men tried, and eighty men died, now they're buried together on the countryside. www.secr...
[LESS INFO] 20 VIEWS | ADDED 05:11:01 12/28/11
Up in the sky, a man in a plane; Baron von Richthofen was his name. Eighty men tried, and eighty men died, now they're buried together on the countryside. www.secretpants.net
Gingerbread Men
14 Views 05:10:06 12/28/11
Nothing bad ever happens in Gingerbread land. www.secretpants.net
[LESS INFO] 45 VIEWS | ADDED 05:10:40 03/08/11
Sometimes a guy just needs to dress up like a circus clown, listen to some rap music and shower in dime store soda; what’s the big freakin’ deal?
Paul's Double Life
22 Views 08:44:44 02/22/11
After years of deceit, Paul finally reveals the truth about his double life. It’s a shocking revelation that will make you feel kind of gross.
[LESS INFO] 22 VIEWS | ADDED 08:44:44 02/22/11
After years of deceit, Paul finally reveals the truth about his double life. It’s a shocking revelation that will make you feel kind of gross.
Hummer
33 Views 05:08:24 02/08/11
Have you guys heard about all of these Internet web pages where some people can talk to all kinds of other people through computers? Apparently it’s going to be th...
[LESS INFO] 33 VIEWS | ADDED 05:08:24 02/08/11
Have you guys heard about all of these Internet web pages where some people can talk to all kinds of other people through computers? Apparently it’s going to be the next big thing. Sounds like nerd crap to us.
Pine County Animal ...
61 Views 04:08:24 01/20/11
Do you love cats? Great. Do you hate cats? Also great. Now we’ll tell you why you should give us your money.
[LESS INFO] 61 VIEWS | ADDED 04:08:24 01/20/11
Do you love cats? Great. Do you hate cats? Also great. Now we’ll tell you why you should give us your money.
Pixie Dust
148 Views 06:11:56 01/11/11
Peter Pan was the leader of the Lost Boys, because he always had the pixie dust that could get everyone really, really high. Flying, of course.
[LESS INFO] 148 VIEWS | ADDED 06:11:56 01/11/11
Peter Pan was the leader of the Lost Boys, because he always had the pixie dust that could get everyone really, really high. Flying, of course.
Two Reindeers Watch...
139 Views 05:52:51 12/28/10
Even reindeer sit around watching movies the day after Christmas, and sometimes even they are disappointed.
[LESS INFO] 139 VIEWS | ADDED 05:52:51 12/28/10
Even reindeer sit around watching movies the day after Christmas, and sometimes even they are disappointed.
Christmas of the Li...
111 Views 05:18:54 12/23/10
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas… and a zombie apocalypse. www.secretpants.net
Every summer, the hermit crabs migrate to dry land where they trip face to techno music. www.secretpants.net
Watch the hermit crabs rave and trip face live, twenty-four hours a day, at hermitcrabrave.com