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17:34:59 01/01/10
Top 5 Anticipated Albums of 2010 - Top 5 Music Countdown
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2010 is going to rock. I can feel it (I'm pretty sure I'm psychic). Lot of positive change to be had, plus tons of awesome new music releases!!! So, don your noise-cancelling headphones and listen up to this week's end of the year Top 10 (+5 more because I love you) Music Countdown: Most Anticipated Albums of 2010!!! (IMHO, NATCH.)
10. Cat Power
Title: TBD
9. Yeasayer
"Odd Blood"
8. Vampire Weekend
"Contra"
7. LCD Soundsystem
Title: TBD
6. Arcade Fire
Title: TBD
5. Rjd2
"The Colossus"
**Release date: January 19, 2010
4. Massive Attack
"Heligoland"
**Release date: February 9, 2010
3. Hot Chip
"One Life Stand"
**Release date: February 9, 2010
2. MGMT
"Congratulations"
**Release date: Early January
1. I nterpol
"LP4"
**Release date: Early 2010
Happy 2010!!!
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10:20:55 12/23/09
Top 5 Albums of 2009 According to Heather - Top 5 Music Countdown
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It's that time of year. The time of the best of list. In this week's Top 5 Music Countdown, we're revealing the best albums of 2009, IHHO (In Heather's Humble Opinion), NATCH.
5. Miike Snow
"Miike Snow"
Swedish. Existential. Metaphysical. Gotta have my synths! {http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niKT-kJfUz4}
4. Fever Ray
"Fever Ray"
Creepy vocals + dense electronica = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HvjK29Gpn0] just like I like it.
3. The Dead Weather
"Horehound"
Electric rock and funked out backbeats. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImbW-p4c4gQ] I'm not biased because I'm in love with Jack White. This album/collaboration is one of the best from this year.
2. The xx
"xx"
Minimal and sexy. Pretty much how I like to live. In a nutshell. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pib8eYDSFEI]
1. Florence + the Machine
"Lungs"
Gothic vocals + gorgeous instrumentation. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR-Q52njXiI] Florence (speaking about her music) says: "I want my music to sound like throwing yourself out of a tree, or off a tall building, or as if you're being sucked down into the ocean and you can't breathe."
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17:36:56 12/10/09
Top 5 Music Videos of 2009
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Top 5 Music Countdown: Best Music Videos of 2009! Based on technique, creativity and entertainment value.
5. "Daniel"
[dir. Johan Renck]
-Bat for Lashes ]
Natasha Khan always scores big pointage for creativity. And who doesn't love a creepy chase video?
4. "When I Grow Up"
[dir. Martin de Thurrah]
-Fever Ray [
Karin Dreijer Andersson (The Knife) hardly lacks imagination - a harlequin dancing on a diving board over a dirty pool? She somehow pulls off weird without pretension.
3. "Two Weeks"
[dir. Patrick Daughters]
-Grizzly Bear
Exploding heads are cool! P. Daughters is unquestionably following in Michel Gondry's quirky footsteps!
2. "The Reeling"
[dir. Hydra (John Hobbs, Ariel Danziger, Sam Stephens)]
-Passion Pit
A bit too "disco" for me at times, but dig that ripped magazine effect.
1. "Lessons Learned"
[dir. Taylor Cohen and Otto Arsenault]
-Matt & Kim
This video is my #1 because it involves two of my favorite things: New York City and nudity!
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16:10:16 12/03/09
Heather's Top 5 Rock Star Baby Daddies - Top 5 Music Countdown
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Top 5 Music Countdown: Rock 'N' Roll Baby Daddies!
5. Anthony Kiedis
Have you seen this guy play a guitar with his shirt off? I have, and I haven't been the same since.
4. Jason Schwartzman
Totally adorbs. He's got that double threat thing going for him = CUTE AND SEXY .
3. Wolfmother
And here we're talking, not one particular member, but the ENTIRE BAND . [ Well, with the exception of the drummer.
2. Justin Timberlake
I've always had a thing for JT. A guy who can dance [ should know this truth: I'm putty in your hands.
1. Jack White
Shocker. He's one talented, SEXY BITCH. Love everything he touches.
Email us! Or leave a comment on Heather's blog at GirlLovesMusic.Wordpress.com! Show the love! Peace out.
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16:46:34 11/19/09
Top 5 Turkey Tunes - Top 5 Music Countdown
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Thanksgiving is about gratitude, family, friendship, love and of course, food. So, this week's Top 5 Music Countdown is dedicated to this wonderful holiday of thanks. And if your family happens to have a karaoke machine, this awesome list doubles as a Thanksgiving-themed Karaoke play list -- so you can belt out and bond with your perfectly dysfunctional family.
5. "Sweet Potatoe Pie" - Domino
Do you remember this guy? Popular in the 90s - early 2000s. Shamed for sharking Snoop Doggy Dogg's rapping style.
4. "November Rain" -Guns N' Roses
Delightful symphonic rock ballad about the month of November. One of GNR's longest songs and one of the most expensive music videos to make (at that time).
3. "Eat It" - Weird Al Yankovic
Mnn, food is good.
2. "Umbrella" - Rihanna
Umbrellas symbolize protection, friendship and in some cultures, love.
1. "Livin' On a Prayer" - Bon Jovi
Quintessential anthem rock about hard work, love and holding onto what we've got!
Post your top 5 songs of thanks! Go to Heather's blog -- GirlLovesMusic.wordpress.com -- She could really use your gratitude and love.
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18:43:31 11/12/09
Sleeping With Heather - Top 5 Music Countdown
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Top 5 Music Countdown: Rock & Pop Sleep Songs!!
5. "Enter Sandman" - Metallica
Fun fact: I was a big Metallica groupie in high school. My gal pals and I used to drive up to Tahoe to snowboard and rock out to Metallica on the way.
4. "Sweet Dreams" - The Eurythmics
One of my all-time favorite music videos. Classic. Annie Lennox was the shit.
3. "Talking in your Sleep" -The Romantics
This is very nostalgic of my days as an MTV kid. Scantily clad ladies ready for bed, FTW!
2. "Dream On" - Aerosmith
Guilty pleasure! Evokes fond memories of the carefree, simple days of teenage life.
1. "Sleep the Clock Around" - Belle & Sebastian
Sometimes all I want to do is sleep the clock around. Like Sleeping Beauty.
Are you tired too? Leave me your list of favorite sleep songs on my blog -- girllovesmusic.wordpress.com -- Come ONNN! Live a little!!
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23:51:54 11/05/09
Top 5 New York Songs - Top 5 Music Countdown
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Top 5 Music Countdown: Favorite Songs About a Little Town Called New York City!!
5. "New York, I Love You But You're Bringing Me Down"
-LCD Soundsystem
4. " Lovecraft in Brooklyn"
-The Mountain Goats (Aesop Rock Remix)
It's gonna be too hot to breathe today.
3. " Downtown Train"
-Tom Waits
2. " NYC"
-Interpol
1. "First We Take Manhattan"
-Leonard Cohen
I created a longer playlist of New York-inspired songs -- but you have to go to my blog to get them - Girllovesmusic.wordpress.com!! [http://girllovesmusic.wordpress.com/] Also, while you're there, leave me a comment with your top 5 favorite New York songs!!
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19:31:39 10/29/09
Top 5 Music Countdown: Halloween Edition!!
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Top 5 Music Countdown: Halloween Edition!!
While you're sewing your costume together or mixing up some eyeball punch at your party, rock out to my playlist from beyond the grave! Let's bypass the obvious like "Monster Mash", "Ghostbusters" and "Thriller", shall we?
5. "Psycho Killer " -Talking Heads
Psycho killers are most definitely scary. And evil.
4. "Devil Inside" - INXS
Every single one of us has the devil inside. The devil is evil.
3. "I Put a Spell On You" - Screaming Jay Hawkins
I've always thought that Jay Hawk was possessed. The dirty work of witches. Witches are ugly. And evil.
2. "Abracadabra" -Steve Miller
Magic is evil.
1. "Somebody's Watching Me" -vRockwell Feat. Michael Jackson
Watching someone without them knowing it is pure evil.
Now it's your turn! I wanna know what spooky songs you listen to this time of year. Leave me your list on my blog at Girllovesmusic.wordpress.com!! [http://girllovesmusic.wordpress.com/]
Happy Halloween!
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12:30:49 10/23/09
Heather's Top 5 Wake Up Songs - Top 5 Music Countdown
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Top 5 Best Morning Wake Up Songs!
Let's start off with something blunt. Dramatic. A catchy tune to ease you out of Dreamland.
5. "Wake Up" -Arcade Fire
Now it's time to get PUMPED to start your day with some Rock and Roll!!!! COME ONNNN, People!!!!!
4. "Hells Bells" - AC/DC
At this point I'm hitting the snooze button again and again. How about we try something more... wholesome?
3. "Float On" - Modest Mouse
Ok, man. You seriously need to get your ass up. Time for something to pierce the eardrum.
2. "Deep Hit of Morning Sun" - Primal Scream
And finally, something... inspirational... and just plain AWESOME.
1. "Don't Stop Believin'" - Journey - Don't ever stop believin', baby!!!!
Now it's your turn. What are your favorite songs to wake up to? I want to know! Leave me your list on my blog Girllovesmusic.wordpress.com !!
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12:53:04 10/16/09
Top 5 SynthPop Ladies - Top 5 Countdown
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Synthpopnis the subgenre of new wave and pop where the synthesizer is thendominant sound. Originated during the new wave - late 70s early 80s -nand big time reemerged in the mid to late 2000s -- which leads us tontoday's show. We're counting down the top 5 solo femalensinger/songwriter synthpop artists who use 80s-style synths and whonembody a sort of futuristic, mythical, or generally outlandish fashionnand performance style.
5. Alison Goldfrapp AKA Goldfrapp
4. Natasha Kahn AKA Bat for Lashes
3. Victoria Hesketh AKA Little Boots
2. Julie Budet AKA Yelle
1. Elly Jackson AKA La Roux
PS. Synthesizers are sexy.
Now it's your turn! What female synthpop honies have you been geeking out to? Leave me your list on my blog at Girllovesmusic.Wordpress.Com !!
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22:23:58 10/08/09
Top 5 Wedding Music Alternatives
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Why is it that so many wedding parties drop the same cliche reception songs like "Macarena" and "Brick House" and the godawful "Celebration" when you could so easily make a track list way more fun and original?! So, in today's Top 5 Music Countdown, I'm gonna set you up with five alternative songs to rock at your next wedding party!
Gotta get down and dirty with some hot Brazilian electro-rock music!
5. Let's Make Love and Listen to Death from Above [http://www.myspace.com/canseidesersexy]
-CSS
A little upbeat indie pop to keep the hipsters happy!
4. "I Feel It All" [http://www.listentofeist.com/]
-Feist
French dance music will add some cool, international flair!
3. "D.A.N.C.E." [http://www.myspace.com/etjusticepourtous]
-Justice
A party isn't complete without a little Danger Mouse in the mix, just avoid the overplayed "Crazy".
2. "Gone Daddy Gone" [http://www.gnarlsbarkley.com/]
-Gnarls Barkley
And finally, had to squeeze in some Jack White in there somewhere, of course!
1. "Steady As She Goes" [http://www.theraconteurs.com/ ]
- The Raconteurs
Tell me what alternative music you would play at a wedding party -- leave your list as a comment on my blog - girllovesmusic.wordpress.com! [http://www.girllovesmusic.wordpress.com]
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20:14:21 10/01/09
Top 5 Turn Ons - Top 5 Music Countdown
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Top 5 Turn Ons or New Band Introductions!
5. Stardeath and White Dwarfs [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ739m3IMic]
If you like The Flaming Lips and Portugal the Man, you'll love these experimental psychedelic rockers from Oklahoma!
4. School of Seven Bells [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1An2pjS4mKE]
Hailing from Brooklyn, NY SVIIB was formed by Benjamin Curtis of Secret Machines. Good wholesome serving of indie rock with a side of shoegaze!
3. Miike Snow [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niKT-kJfUz4]
Swedish indie with a healthy dollop of electropop!
2. Modeselektor [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0vpWsNqNpE]
Berlin-based avant-garde electronica-glitch- IDM band !
1. The Mumlers [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oaWJN2doRk]
Quirky art folky band from San Jose, California!
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16:08:21 09/24/09
New Music Keg Party - Top 5 Countdown
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Butler, AKA Rock and Roll Geek , is hosting a triple kegger this weekend, so my plan? Bring the music! Mission: impress Butler's weird friends while they do keg stands with my five 5 favorite new album releases - fresh off the music tree! Whooping it up at Butler's crib!!
Let's kick things off with something tough -- let people get the head-butting and cursing out of their system!
5. Wolfmother
"Cosmic Egg"
It's important to keep the party hopping, so let's drop something grungy, shall we?
4. Alice In Chains
"Black Gives Way to Blue"
The party is in full swing by now and most of your guests are probably enjoying a pretty awesome buzz, so let's switch gears and get them out on the dance floor!
3. Basement Jaxx
"Scars"
By now the beer bonging is getting a bit out of hand in your dirty bathtub, so let's take them down a notch with some symphonic rock!
2. Muse
"The Resistance"
Finally, the keg has been sucked dry, people are passed out or just chillin' out -- perfect time to drop my latest obsession!
1. The xx
"xx"
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18:35:18 09/17/09
Kanye West Gets His Due - Top 5 Music Countdown
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I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of all the hootin' and hollerin' about stars like Beyonce, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Pink and Taylor Swift -- all nominated for Best Female Music Video at this year's MTV Video Music Awards .
Kanye West took things a little bit too far when he jumped onstage and stole Taylor Swift's winning thunder by pimping out Beyonce's " Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) " as the deserved winner. What were you thinking, Kanye? !! Step down, Mr. West. Here's who really should've won Best Female Music Videos of 2009. Mainstream music, you can SUCK IT!
5. Merrill Beth Nisker AKA Peaches
For being so self-assured in her extreme weirdness! You're truly an inspiration, P.
4. Karin Dreijer Andersson better known as Fever Ray
"Triangle Walks"
For making it really hard to see what the hell is going on in this video and for your love of bizarre face masks!
3. Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
"Heads Will Roll"
For being a genuine rockstar and a great performer with impeccable wardrobe changes!
2. Natasha Khan aka Bat For Lashes
"Pearl's Dream"
For being a lover of fairies and all things small and fantastical!
1. Felicia Day of The Guild
"Do You Want to Date My Avatar?"
For being smart and cute and funny and geeky... and for being a potential Slayer. You rock!
If you haven't seen The Guild you really should check it out. It's a wonderful internet-based sitcom about a group of online gamers. And get this, you don't even have to be a gamer to enjoy it!
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20:26:53 09/10/09
Top 5 Music Countdown: Back to School! End of Summer Blues! Party's Over.
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5. " We're Going to Be Friends "
-The White Stripes
This lovely autumnal ditty is from the album "White Blood Cells" and is featured in the opening credits of Napoleon Dynamite. It tells the story of going back to school and meeting new friends.
Dear Jack White,
XOXO!
4. " School "
-Nirvana
A new Fall chill is in the air and you're already swamped with schoolwork and #2 pencil sharpening. There's no rest for the wicked, but how about a good scream? This little tune is a screamer. "There's no recess!!!"
3. " Hot For Teacher "
-Van Halen
"Sit down, Waldo!!" This song is nostalgic of my innocent days as a high schooler. I remember Sophomore year, my girlfriends and I got all glammed up for the Van Halen concert -- I think it was my second rock show after getting trampled at Steve Miller Band.
2. " Another Brick in the Wall "
-Pink Floyd
We don't need no education!!! 'Nuff said.
1. " Cruel Summer "
-Bananarama
Like OMG, so high school!! Quintessential. Daddy's out of town. All night keggers, parental liquor cabinet raids, messy bathtub beer bonging and of course, the dreadful beverage that is the wine cooler. Good times!
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21:48:26 09/03/09
Top 5 Music Countdown: Music Vampires Listen To!
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Top 5 Music Countdown: Music Vampires Listen To!
Bloodsuckers are everywhere, so watch your necks people! Pop culture is teeming with vampires right now so what better time to ride this modern day wave and countdown the top 5 bands the evil undead rock out to!
5. Old skool, quintessential vamps like Dracula and Nosferatu and other stiff upper-lippy noble creatures of the night would most certainly listen to something classical or baroque, but since YouTube lacks any legit Mozart music videos, I thought I'd introduce the next best thing: aristocratic white boy rappers, Lord T and Eloise!
4. Anne Rice vamps like Lestat and Armand would no doubt appreciate a fine symphony, but would irrefutably geek out to something sexy and Gothic like one of my all-time favorites: Smashing Pumpkins!
3. Modern superhero-type vampires from films like Underworld and Blade , you know, the ones who wear tight synthetic bodysuits and use new"fang"led weaponry (see what I did there?) would listen to A Perfect Circle , naturally! That Maynard Keenan is one brooding mo-fo!
2. The beloved Cullens from the Twilight series and the Buffy the Vampire Slayer evil dead (you're the man, Spike!) suffer from that pesky teen angst. So, it's gotta be without a doubt something dark and tweeny like "Fighter" by Christina Aguilera!
1. And finally, saving the best for last, the southern-style bloodsucking sex-pots of True Blood (hey, Lafayette!) -- the hottest, most scandalous vampire series out now -- would unquestionably listen to the sultry, twangy tunes of Neko Case!
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Now, go hang some garlic on your bedroom window and whittle a wooden stake to hide under your pillow. Sweet dreams!
Your Devoted Music Friend,
Heather
06/25/09