Key of Awesome! by barelypolitical
Funny music video parodies and sketches from the Barely crew!Comedy
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21:35:48 08/02/10
EMINEM Not Afraid Parody: Key of Awesome #26
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Eminem: Not Afraid to get really pissed! Watch the Comments Video HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BU9ulomBdM Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical -- Written and Performed by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small LYRICS I'm not afraid to piss and moan About my feelings and how I've grown I've got no sense of humor about myself But I take shots at everyone else I'm like a kid and god forbid People call be out on stupid things that I did Damn. It's really bright up here. I guess I shoulda brought some sunglasses. If I knew we were shooting a video outside Now some of you might be on your roof talking to your self too. But your not famous rappers, so no one cares. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going downstairs. You can try to throw away my lyric sheets before I can read em Ha! too bad I got em memorized I don't even need em Yeah I still got homophobic rhymes but you can't get upset Cus that fag Elton John and I once did a duet To my fans, I apologize for ruining your life I'll get back to writing songs about murdering my wife He spits his lines in perfect time without any rehearsin' Sometimes he rhymes about himself in the third person His rapping is hilarious or completely serious And if you make fun of him then he will get frikkin furious Cus he can dish it out but he just can't take it Like a baker who hates cake, but always bakes it Who's this dude looking at me? He looks just like me He's clocking me mocking me, I think he wants to fight me Ow, I tried to hit the man but he broke my hand and then he ran Musta been a crazed fan. Oh, damn, there he is again (alternate line) Oh no maybe it was Stan? I'm not afraid to throw a chair its from IKEA so I don't care I'm bumping into people on the street I'm wearing Shape Ups on my feet I'm just like you. I've been there too. I'm rich and famous so I take that back it's not true It was my decision to do drugs, I did it for fun but now I'm done Now I'll go back to making puns about Kim Karshiun and her two tons buns of fun so gargantuan that they block out the sun I'm the worlds greatest rapper, a fact that's undisputed But for some reason I act like I am persecuted If you think I'm a turkey well then you can just stuff it I'm the only MC to have a beef with a puppet I could rap about, Afghanistan, Iraq or BP But I'd rather make fun of some minor celebrities Here's a list of people that I'd like to impeach Patricia Headon, Will Weaton, Ruben Studdard, and Screech But I won't diss Kanye or Lil Wayne that ain't fun They're both really nice, they ain't hurt no one But, screw Michael J. Fox, cus he shakes when he walks Aren't you glad that I'm back to get this message across I'm not afraid to get really pissed At all my critics that hardly exist I'm such whiny baby I'll keep complaining I'm rich as hell my records sell I'm such an ass, but I get a pass People love me cus I can rhyme words really fast (alternate ending) And now I'm jumping from the top floor, it's a metaphor, but I'm not sure what for I got super powers just like Jesus You can say my name when somebody sneezes Can someone yell cut I want to go back up Oh man, what the fuuuuuuu -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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20:53:18 07/19/10
TRON GIRL! Key of Awesome #25
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Tron Girl! They're gonna kick your ass (albeit virtually.) Key of Awesome #25. Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KakhzeiMFww%list=PLEDD2B7C405F30AEB Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Part Three in the Nerd Trilogy! See the other parts here: Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-z54EP0EhM%list=PLEDD2B7C405F30AEB Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4zbBEifkrU%list=PLEDD2B7C405F30AEB Get the song here: http://bit.ly/dcuXLi Check out Erik Beck at http://www.youtube.com/user/indymogul Written, Designed, and Directed by Tom Small Vocals and additional lyrics by Mark Douglas Music by Jake Chudnow Featuring: Yellow Nerd- Erik Beck Red Nerd- Tom Small Cyber Babe- Lauren Francesca Master Control Program- Mark Douglas Bullies- Pedro Borges LYRICS: Here we go again, here we go, yo Ah, ah, that really hurts, ah Seriously stop, that hurts. ah Jocks love high school, but for me its a prison Do you always gotta hassle me right while I'm whizzin'? I know your burly, I know I'm girly, But could we go a day without me getting swirly? I'm not gonna whine or pull a Columbine But the gloves are coming off when I see you Online Yeah, sure, in real life you can knock me on my face But the shit is going down in cyberspace! You better watch out in cyberspace! Gonna disappear, never leave a trace Gonna eff your ass up in cyberspace! I make my own rules in my virtual space
I'm a word processor, you're a carbon copy I got a hard drive, and your diskette is floppy. Wow, check out those vectors, I'd like to inspect her... Yeah, fat chance, Mr. Pocket Protector! I know all the short cuts and all the hot keys you're Commodore 64, I'm Power PC So head on home so you can beat your meat- Wait! Reboot! Control-Alt-Delete! This neuromance makes my motherboard hot I'll slam some new RAM in her Expansion Slot Digital refinery, her digits are Binary She said lets make out I said God... finally! Stand back son, don't stress the professor from the looks of this girl, I need a Surge Suppressor This dominatrix'll array my pixels Finally someone's gonna touch my dicksel while you're begging girls to come on back to your place, I'll be having virtual intercourse in cyberspace. Cock-blocking your pal in cyberspace! Gonna kick your ass, albeit virtually. It's every man for himself in cyberspace. I'm stuck in this suit, and I have to pee In cyberspace, she called me her hero but back in real life she's only ones and zeroes. My computer is busted, now I'm stuck in this place, and I wanna go back to cyberspace. He wants to go back to cyberspace. Maybe they should try talking to real girls instead of inventing these virtual worlds -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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20:39:08 06/29/10
Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex): Key of Awesome #23
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Nervous Guy: with AHMIR! This is gonna be awkward. Key of Awesome #23! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rri3hprHPQs Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Written by Mark Douglas Performed by AHMIR with Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small AHMIR's YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/ahmirTV Music produced by Big Dawg http://www.myspace.com/dawgystyleproductions LYRICS Hey there girl it's been long time since I've done this...sex I mean. You see I'm just getting over a really painful divorce so you might want to lower your expectations just a tad. I want to go ahead and apologize in advance for what is probably going to be an underwhelming experience for you. F.Y.I. lately I haven't been able to have an orgasm without crying. It's something I've been working on with my shrink. Am I talking to much? This is gonna be awkward. AHMIR You're thinking that he's gonna love you and it will be hot You're wondering will he love you all night (probably not) He's always been dumbfounded by female anatomy Be his Watson girl and help him solve this mystery Now he's nauseous from the pressure plus he's really drunk His prophylactic is suffocating his poor junk He's self conscious bout my man boobs and my hairy chest He took off his shirt but he's still got a furry vest MARK It's not uncommon for me to have performance anxiety AHMIR It's very common in old guys. MARK It's not helping that a bunch of dudes are singing right behind me. AHMIR And now you're freakin' cus your thinkin' what the hell have I gotten my self into As you look in his eyes you will soon realize that you won't be coming too Cus he's just a Nervous guy He always gives you T.M.I. And never ever shuts his yap Can't you tell she doesn't give a crap? Yes he's just a nervous dude Always finds a way to kill the mood MARK You remind me of sister from the one time that I kissed her but it was just a peck. AHMIR EWWWWWW MARK No no no it wasn't anything weird it was just like a happy birthday (smooch) LAUREN I think you should leave MARK Allright then girl. Hey, I told you it was gonna be weird. You can't say I didn't warn you. C'mon fellas lets go. LAUREN No they can stay. MARK Damn girl that's messed up...but I understand. After all, they are AHMIR, the most popular R%B group on YouTube. AHMIR It's too bad you're a nervous guy It's time for you to say goodbye Bye bye bye bye bye Really missed your chance Coulda got into her pants But no, no.... -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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17:45:28 06/15/10
Katy Perry California Gurls Parody! Key of Awesome #22
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Katy Perry California Gurls PARODY! Key of Awesome #22! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywqnx6tJBug Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Watch the Comments Video HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfgpfCIXhrE -- Download LaDiDa on iTunes: http://bit.ly/5VOnp LaDiDa's YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/LaDiDaKhush Katy's voice = Sarah Gregory (youtube.com/autotunethenews) Snoops Voice = Mark Douglas (facebook.com/thekeyofawesome) Directed by Tom Small SNOOP [Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants. KATY I know a place where the girls are always meaner If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea with foam Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting on i-phones KATY You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous California girls we're unreliable Never worked a day in our lives Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car DOG OWOWOWOWOW California girls we're so predictable Hottest bodies money can buy Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing SNOOP Sign your name on the dotted line Don't need brains if that ass is fine Once you cross the L.A. Border You develop an eating disorder Sell your soul, dance on the pole Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role Nose jobs, tummy tucks These are the girls I like to... hang out with Inflate your lips. Loose the hips See through shirts show off your nips Paparazzi is everywhere Oops forgot your underwear Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya Cus you're representin' California But you know I'd still be all up inya Even if that ass was from Virginia And you know that you can bet your butt That I'd do girls from Connecticut I could really fill my booty quota By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota KATY California Girls we are so are desperate Sold our souls for fortune and fame Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith OW OW OW OW AGHH "California Gurls" is so repetitive All Pop sounds exactly the same It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did OWOWOWOW -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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20:47:55 05/14/10
ELECTRONIC WUSS: Owl City Parody - Key Of Awesome #20
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Owl City Parody Electronic Wuss -- the TWENTIETH Key of Awesome video!! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4_9vclO8zo%list=SL Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Toys (and the giant gummy bear) from http://www.vat19.com Check it out!!! Electronic Wuss Written by Mark Douglas and Jake Chudnow Directed and edited by Michael Stevens (he's the Bearded Nun!) It seems like a silly choice For a grown man to use this voice The Postal Service did it first I sound like them but 10 times worse A cloud pooped out a rainbow turd Im just singing random words I make songs with bleeps and bloops I sometimes write with apple loops Electronic wuss electronic wuss I sound like a total puss The oceans constellations make me cry Swimming in a lemon creek Tadpoles tickle my butt cheeks A bearded nun flies through the sky I wrote this song when I was high I make love to birds and bees And masturbate to redwood trees A dragon's balls will drop today. A centaur screams hip hip hooray Electronic wuss electronic wuss Lets all smoke some purple kush Prepubescent girls think I'm so deep My sitting posture is really bad Holycrap here comes my Dad DAD Your mother and I are trying to get some sleep I asked the strongman in the sky Why do donuts have to die? I had a dream the other night That Elmo and I got in a fight I couldn't make my punches land I noticed I had lobster hands Then a snake wearing a vest Said, did you study for the test? What test? I woke up and wrote this tune Its going to get me tons of poon Come ride with me in my sensitive balloon DAD (spoken) Turn that godd*mned casio off and go to bed! Music by: http://www.myspace.com/jakechudnow -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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22:24:17 04/27/10
Justin Bieber ft. Lil Wayne: Bieber Fever! Key of Awesome #19
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Bieber Fever! The only cure is to disable the brain. Just ask Lil Wayne. Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbnzRBolN3M Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Directed by Tom Small. Lyrics / Vocals by Mark Douglas. Music Reproduction by Jake Chudnow. Bieber: is Jan Uczkowsk Bieber vocals: Carolyn Castiglia Lil Wayne Vocals by Keith from Up Tha Block http://www.youtube.com/keithfromupdablock Lyrics: Hey yo, its me again. Im everywhere and Im still rockin lesbian hair Im on your T.V. Im on your phone I declare this world a Bieber zone Im made of cupcakes, ice cream, and flowers Young girls are helpless to my dark powers They cant stop screaming they dont know why They pee their pants then they fall down and cry Chorus All these shorties got Bieber Bieber Fever They love me like Milfs love Derek Jeter I got em drooling like golden retrievers They all bow down to me cus I am their leader SCIENTIST It starts with screaming, and OMGing Followed by weeping and lots of tweeting Once theyre infected they are insane The only cure is to disable the brain JASPER I hate this pop crap, I like to rock Hes worse than Backstreet Brothers on the Block. CHET Hes aint so bad, he could be worse. (He becomes hypnotized) I think I love him. JASPER (Hes now hypnotized as well) Hey, I saw him first! SCIENTIST If your daughter catches Bieber Bieber fever Chop off her head with a meat cleaver REPORTER Can adults contract Bieber fever? SCIENTIST Yes! But its mostly single moms and substitute teachers. Lil Wayne Weezy F. Baby and you know Im paid I dont want to drink no Bieber Kool aid I sip on syrup and smoke that Cheeba Im way too gangta for Justin Bieber I dont want to do a do a duet This little motherfuckers gonna ruin my rep Every rapper has to do a song with this cutie Its the hip-hop version of jury duty Ill never sell out, cus Im little Wheezy Im feeling light headed and a little queasy Wanna carry you around on my shoulders And tattoo your name up on my shoulders You could be my little caucasian brother If we go to the movies do we have to bring Usher? I got a baby mama but I want to leave her Cus I gotta bad case of the Bieber Fever BIEBER Bieber Bieber Fever Now the whole planets got Bieber Fever The streets will flow with blood of the non-believers Theres no defense against Bieber Fever LIL WAYNE Bieberback, Bieberback. Bieberback, ribs. Yummy. -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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19:31:05 04/07/10
Kesha, Lady Gaga and Bieber Unite: The Origin Of Awesome! The Key of Awesome #18!
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Question: Where did Mark get the idea for the Key Of Awesome? Watch Mark reading your comments on this video HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPacLRPYVqg Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical (Answer: Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, and Justin Bieber came to him in a dream!) -- MORE BARELY: Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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19:43:03 03/15/10
Adam Lambert Parody: Key Of Awesome #16
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Adam Lambert wants you to stop filming him! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7-GGJ-F0os Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Lyrics: When I hang around my house I do it theatrically Is somebody watching me? HEY! Oh its you You scared the crap outta me Why are you filming me? Dont you know I hate it when you sneak up on me like that I was just about to crack you in the head with this bat So now Im gonna read a book and give you a dirty look Just let me read my book I like to dress up like a fabulous clown Do you like my hair up or does it look better down When its Emo like this, I look Japanese I look like Zoolander now Hey, why are you filming me? Im using the lavatory! Im doing a number three! Hey by the way Did you pay the cable bill It was on the windowsill Youre hot, but youre dumber than a shoe Im singing about a dude But they wont let me show the dude [Boyfriend turns the camera around and he says HAAAAAAY but his face is blurred out] Because parents were outraged when I was on the AMAs But they seemed to be okay with Lady Gagas vajayjay Its totally cool when two chicks to make out Everyone is amused I just put my crotch in my dancers face and it got on the news That doesnt make sense to me OWW I just hit my knee! Why are you filming me? Stop laughing at me Why are you filming me? OWWW!!! -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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20:26:20 03/02/10
Taylor Swift Fifteen? No, Fifty: Key of Awesome #15
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Watch Behind the Scenes! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpkhANg919Y Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Taylor Swift is reaching out to a broader audience! After the success of her song "Fifteen" she uses her vast knowledge of the human condition to capture what its like to be a middle aged man. Written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Vocals by Sophie Dupin [ www.myspace.com/sophiedupin ] LYRICS Fifty You walk into the office and pull yourself together For a meeting with your a-hole boss He tells you that youre fired, but he calls it retired He says Sorry but weve gotta cut costs You start screaming like a fool You trash your cubicle And they have to call security You see a hot girl by the curb And you try to flirt with her But she thinks you need help crossing the street When youre fifty Sometimes you drink till you pass out on the floor Now your livers destroyed and youve got hemorrhoids And you can barely get it up anymore MIKE Aww cmon that only happened once! Shut up, Taylor Swift? TAYLOR Fifty TAYLOR Youre kids think youre lame and they cant hide their shame When youre with them in public place And your wife can hardly stand you she always reprimands you And your son calls you a douchebag to your face And then youve finally had enough You say, son you think youre tough? You think that you can whoop your dad? Hes says, No Id rather not. You say, gimme your best shot. And then he kicks you in the nads When your 50 MIKE Hey shut up! Ill sing a verse your stupid song? Youve got squinty little eyes, and you sound crappy live Kanye was drunk but he wasnt wrong And you sucked on the Grammys [Taylor Swift starts to cry.] MIKE Im sorry Taylor Swift. Im just going through a rough time. That was uncalled for. Youre very talented. [She kicks him in the nuts and runs off with the butterflies and birds] MIKE Ahhhh! Somebody get me the hell out of this enchanted forest. MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113 --
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17:57:51 02/15/10
John Mayer for Dummies: Key of Awesome #14
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Want to be John Mayer? Just follow these musical instructions. Watch Mark responding to your comments and response videos! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3vAxswUud8 Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Song written by: Mark Douglas and Bryan Olsen. Directed by Tom Small MORE BARELY: Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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17:55:49 02/02/10
TIK TOK KESHA Parody: Glitter Puke - Key of Awe$ome #13
[LESS INFO] 10 VIEWS | ADDED 17:55:49 02/02/10
Tik Tok Kesha Music Video Parody! It's an Intervention! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wxZctkd4DU Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Directed by Tom Small LYRICS by Mark Douglas LYRICS Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter Im spending every morning with my head in the s**tter Got vomit in my hair But Im way too sick to care Now Im fallin down the stairs I pull myself off the floor Then Im almost at the door But my family is waiting for me Oh crap not again Its an intervention Its cool Im fine I can stop at any time DAD Thats a lie You wont try Now youve made your mother cry Look! MOM O o o o O o o o KESHA Im outta here This is queer I just drank a couple beers MOM Dont leave We love you We even hired Dr. Drew DR. DREW This pattern needs to end KESHA I think I have to puke again O o o o O o o o KESHA So, I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling Then they all go down the line talkin bout their feelings BROTHER [reading] It makes me sad when I see brush your teeth with Jack Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back DAD Stop showing off your butt Youre making young girls act like sluts And youre starting to get a beer gut DR. DREW This behavior is a dead end P. Diddy is not your friend Youll end up like Lindsay Lohan L-L-L-L-Lohan KESHA This is whack I feel trapped DR. DREW We just want the old Kesha back KESHA Screw you Dr. Drew And your stupid camera crew MOM Hey you dont have to shout We're just trying to help you out O o o o O o o o KESHA Okay Its time you know This is just a video I dont drink Or pee in sinks Thats just what I want my fans to think Its all an act And in fact Its even in my contract FAMILY O O O O O O MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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00:21:52 01/26/10
Jack Bauer Man-Crush: Key of Awesome #12
[LESS INFO] 1 VIEWS | ADDED 00:21:52 01/26/10
It's not that I'm gay, it's just a heterosexual man-crush on Jack Bauer. Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU7eS8rSmxg Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Written by Mark Douglas and Rob Gorden Directed by Tom Small MORE BARELY: Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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00:43:05 01/12/10
Jersey Shore Parody Song: Key Of Awesome #11
[LESS INFO] 4 VIEWS | ADDED 00:43:05 01/12/10
The Boss sings us the sad story of hotties forced to party and hook up on the Jersey Shore. Watch Behind the Scenes! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKDbC84OR18 Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Written by Mark Douglas Music by Mark Douglas and Jake Chudnow Directed by Tom Small LYRICS BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN On the Jersey Shore The Guidos party all night then go out and try score On the Jersey Shore During the day they gotta work at the T-shirt store SITUATION Yo its Mike but they call me the situation Cause my abs never go on a vacation Some people think that I'm a jerk off But I look like Rambo with my shirt off When guidettes see me they get turned on cus I spend all day at the tanning salon SNOOKI It's me, Snooki I crave attention I wear sequined shirts and hair extensions I like to hook up but dont call me loose When I eat a pickle I suck out the juice. Im looking for love without much luck Hey, you took our drinks! SITUATION Snooki, duck! BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN On the Jersey Shore They get in fights and they hook up for sport On the Jersey Shore They must but crawling with herpes, gonorrhea and warts JWOWW They call me JWOWW Im a man eater I only like guys who wear wife beaters I drink Jager bombs and get destroyed and grind on guys who are unemployed. PAULIE Im DJ Pauly and I raise the roof I put gel in my hair til it's bullet proof My beats are sick I don't mean to brag Check out my contacts, Italian Flags I get my haircut every single day I dance with my bros in a manly way We know several dances including the jump the ab display, and the guido fist pump Go go go go go go BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN On the Jersey Shore Girls get drunk and hook up with every Vinnie, Petie and Paul On the Jersey Shore They wake up the next morning and pretend that they don't recall On the Jersey Shore They get naked in hot tubs and drink themselves into a stupor Their tans are so Orange they look like a bunch of Oompa loompas SITUATION Did he say we look like Oompa Loompas? Not cool boss! Not cool! Music By: http://www.myspace.com/barelyjake -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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20:56:35 12/24/09
Lady Gaga and Batman and Happy Holidays from the Key of Awesome!
[LESS INFO] 0 VIEWS | ADDED 20:56:35 12/24/09
Happy Holidays from The Key of Awesome and Barely Political! SUBSCRIBE AND GET THESE KEY OF AWESOME'S EVERY WEEK! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Music by: http://www.myspace.com/barelyjake MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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20:18:28 12/21/09
Justin Bieber Parody "Sleep on You": Key Of Awesome #10
[LESS INFO] 0 VIEWS | ADDED 20:18:28 12/21/09
Justin Bieber! He's gonna rock your body...if he's not grounded. See Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlvyJp9-ccA Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Get the "Sleep on You" T-Shirt! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com/i-wanna-sleep-on-you-for-men-A6843040/customize/color/1 or http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com/i-wanna-sleep-on-you-A6780972/customize/color/2 He stole our Bowling Alley music video idea, but we still love him. Subscribe above for a new music parody every week! Written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Lyrics: Allright lets do this yall Im adorable (so precious) Im a tween sensation (girl screams) People think its cute when Im in adult situations. Im gonna rock your body. Girl you know I aint playing. Someone wrote this song for me so Im not sure what Im saying. Ive seen many different girls and seen their second bases But youre nothing like those girls. You dont have zits or braces Im so glad its finally you and me and we are all alone Except my dad whos over therecause hes the chaperone. I wont try to pressure you, cus Im willing to wait, And I wont try to touch your boobies on the first date. Ill take you out to Chuck E Cheese and then a Pixar movie, And then maybe later you could just let me see your boobies. Zero times one equals none. Me plus you equals fun. Kittens, and puppies, and chubby cheeks. Is my cuteness starting to make you weak? I am adorable (so freaking cute) you cant resist my advances. Ive got Carol Brady hair and I know all of Ushers dances. Lets go to my dads car, and make the windows steam. I really hope that sounded cool cus I dont know what it means. Most of other boys will play you for a fool. I made you this macaroni necklace today at school. I know how please you cus I can do sex good. I learned about it in a playboy that I found in the woods. The square root of 1600 is 40. Dont you wanna be my shortie. When I first saw you I was astounded. Ill love you tonight if Im not grounded. Dad: (spoken) You are definitely grounded JUSTIN Im adorable (Its almost disgusting) DAD Stop singing that song My son sings like a little girl I dont know where I went wrong JUSTIN I wanna sleep on you. DAD That doesnt make sense and, youre being creepy JUSTIN Whoa its almost nine oclock Im getting kind of sleepy. SUBSCRIBE AND GET THESE KEY OF AWESOME'S EVERY OTHER WEEK! Click here: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Music by: http://www.myspace.com/barelyjake MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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21:21:01 12/14/09
Chad Vader and Obama Girl Get Freaky: The Key of Awesome #9
[LESS INFO] 3 VIEWS | ADDED 21:21:01 12/14/09
Chad needs a little help getting ---- FREA-EA-EAw-wahEEKY! Watch the Behind the Scenes! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaAwnbmOfGk See more Chad Vader awesomeness: http://www.youtube.com/user/blamesocietyfilms#p/p Music by: http://www.myspace.com/barelyjake -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
07/19/10