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Uncle Lon leaves another bizarre voice message. This time, he discusses April Fool's Day...among other things.
Can Crusher!
3 Views 17:56:09 04/18/09
The Dave uses his abdominal fat to dispose of an aluminum can...which he kindly deposits on his grandmother's carpet.
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The Dave uses his abdominal fat to dispose of an aluminum can...which he kindly deposits on his grandmother's carpet.
The No Sex Zone 2 ...
10 Views 17:50:44 04/18/09
The boys of the NSZ still haven't gotten laid. Here's why...
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In this voice message, Uncle Lon recalls the ambitions of his youth to be a student of the sweet science: BOXING.
Uncle Lon Beer
0 Views 02:58:09 12/24/08
Uncle Lon is quite fond of beer...all the types...
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Uncle Lon was examining himself in the bathroom mirror this morning and the discovery he made brought to mind electocution torture...
Uncle Lon Remember...
0 Views 23:01:58 12/21/08
Lon remembers his days as a patient in an asylum...
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Hamburger patties? The Zodiac Killer? Ripping off school children? Torn Vaginas? Uncle Lon's latest phone message has it all...
This guy is my favorite interview in the history of the sport. Whatever ole' Minnesota Marble Mouth tries to say just comes out all wrong. He mispronounces names, blesses God..in the name of...God and makes odd comparisons between his own skull and tools. The guy hunts too. I guess that kind of makes him the Sarah Palin of MMA, doesn't it?