[LESS INFO] 6 VIEWS | ADDED 17:59:55 04/18/09
Uncle Lon leaves another bizarre voice message. This time, he discusses April Fool's Day...among other things.
Can Crusher!
3 Views 17:56:09 04/18/09
The Dave uses his abdominal fat to dispose of an aluminum can...which he kindly deposits on his grandmother's carpet.
[LESS INFO] 3 VIEWS | ADDED 17:56:09 04/18/09
The Dave uses his abdominal fat to dispose of an aluminum can...which he kindly deposits on his grandmother's carpet.
The No Sex Zone 2 ...
10 Views 17:50:44 04/18/09
The boys of the NSZ still haven't gotten laid. Here's why...
[LESS INFO] 0 VIEWS | ADDED 17:30:26 12/27/08
In this voice message, Uncle Lon recalls the ambitions of his youth to be a student of the sweet science: BOXING.
Uncle Lon Beer
0 Views 02:58:09 12/24/08
Uncle Lon is quite fond of beer...all the types...
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Uncle Lon was examining himself in the bathroom mirror this morning and the discovery he made brought to mind electocution torture...
Uncle Lon Remember...
0 Views 23:01:58 12/21/08
Lon remembers his days as a patient in an asylum...
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Hamburger patties? The Zodiac Killer? Ripping off school children? Torn Vaginas? Uncle Lon's latest phone message has it all...