This Week In History: VE Day Commemorated With Historic Radio Address From FDR's Rotting Corpse
The Onion looks back at Alabama's first desegregated mass suicide...
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This Week In History: VE Day Commemorated With Historic Radio Address From FDR's Rotting Corpse
The Onion looks back at Alabama's first desegregated mass suicide, the historic VE Day Speech from FDR's rotting corpse, and the completion of the transcontinental railroad with the gold-plated femur of a Chinaman. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com From: TheOnion Views: 4630 93 ratings Time: 03:00 More in Comedy
After Weeks Of Medi...
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After Weeks Of Media Pressure, Shia LaBeouf Still Refusing To Have Public Meltdown
In this Star Fix Quick Hit, Angelique Clark looks at the media's ongoing effor...
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After Weeks Of Media Pressure, Shia LaBeouf Still Refusing To Have Public Meltdown
In this Star Fix Quick Hit, Angelique Clark looks at the media's ongoing efforts to push Shia LaBeouf over the edge into a Charlie Sheen-style breakdown. Also, Congress discusses opening Alaska's reality star reserves and Johnny Depp registers the domain name www.johnnydeppactor.biz. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com From: TheOnion Views: 24241 702 ratings Time: 02:48 More in Comedy
Dying Chevron Execu...
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Dying Chevron Executive Excited To One Day Become Oil
The transportation secretary flips out on a pothole in Baltimore, a man wearing red glasses and pink pants ...
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Dying Chevron Executive Excited To One Day Become Oil
The transportation secretary flips out on a pothole in Baltimore, a man wearing red glasses and pink pants is probably Dutch or something, and an Ohio Film Festival graphic designer decides to go with film reels for the O's. It's the week of May 14th, 2012. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com From: TheOnion Views: 21010 985 ratings Time: 02:35 More in Comedy
In Bipartisan Spiri...
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In Bipartisan Spirit, Obama Makes Deal To Get Kicked In Balls
President Obama works out an agreement to have Republicans in Congress kick him in the balls in exc...
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In Bipartisan Spirit, Obama Makes Deal To Get Kicked In Balls
President Obama works out an agreement to have Republicans in Congress kick him in the balls in exchange for nothing. (Aired 10/25/11) From: TheOnion Views: 36641 1249 ratings Time: 02:31 More in Comedy
Behind The Pen: How...
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Behind The Pen: How Marriage Works
Onion editorial cartoonist Stan Kelly is one of the world's top opinion-makers. He gets up close and personal in this new vide...
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Behind The Pen: How Marriage Works
Onion editorial cartoonist Stan Kelly is one of the world's top opinion-makers. He gets up close and personal in this new video series. See the cartoon, Holy Matri-Money, here: onion.com Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com From: TheOnion Views: 32954 1912 ratings Time: 02:54 More in Comedy
This Week In Histor...
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This Week In History: Sears Tower Constructed With Bold Challenge To God Engraved On Roof
The Onion reflects on the discovery of the first lesbian, the joyous Hi...
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This Week In History: Sears Tower Constructed With Bold Challenge To God Engraved On Roof
The Onion reflects on the discovery of the first lesbian, the joyous Hindenburg explosion, and the Sears Tower's challenge to God. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com From: TheOnion Views: 35743 1808 ratings Time: 02:57 More in Comedy
Santorum Now Viciou...
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Santorum Now Viciously Condemning Homosexuals, Minorities, Women For $100000 Speaking Fee
A 5-year-old announces that the circle is no longer her favorite shape,...
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Santorum Now Viciously Condemning Homosexuals, Minorities, Women For $100000 Speaking Fee
A 5-year-old announces that the circle is no longer her favorite shape, former Kentucky Derby winner Big Brown makes his comeback to horse racing as a jockey, and the guitar music fad runs its course. It's the week of May 7th, 2012. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com From: TheOnion Views: 30134 1129 ratings Time: 02:37 More in Comedy
Romney Courts Hispa...
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Romney Courts Hispanic Vote With Animated Sombrero-Wearing Parrot
This week the Romney campaign introduced "Paco", a taco-loving cartoon parrot, in hopes of appe...
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Romney Courts Hispanic Vote With Animated Sombrero-Wearing Parrot
This week the Romney campaign introduced "Paco", a taco-loving cartoon parrot, in hopes of appealing to Latino voters. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com From: TheOnion Views: 56242 1307 ratings Time: 02:28 More in Comedy
Medium Channels The...
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Medium Channels The Spirits Of Old Acquaintances For Awkward Small Talk
Psychic Kenneth Quinn connects Today Now! studio guests with former landlords and friends...
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Medium Channels The Spirits Of Old Acquaintances For Awkward Small Talk
Psychic Kenneth Quinn connects Today Now! studio guests with former landlords and friends of work friends who have died for stilted conversations from beyond. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com From: TheOnion Views: 38923 1528 ratings Time: 03:06 More in Comedy
It Easy To Tell Wha...
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It Easy To Tell What Area Man Will Look Like As Skeleton
An anxiety-ridden man is rightly ashamed of every single thing that he does, half a sleeve of Oreos is l...
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It Easy To Tell What Area Man Will Look Like As Skeleton
An anxiety-ridden man is rightly ashamed of every single thing that he does, half a sleeve of Oreos is lost in a house fire, and a local man has had more than enough beach. It's the week of April 30th, 2012. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com From: TheOnion Views: 40560 1450 ratings Time: 02:34 More in Comedy
Biden Unveils New H...
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Biden Unveils New Health Initiative To Make US Women Hotter
Inspired by the First Lady's health plan for children, Vice President Joe Biden has pledged to make e...
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Biden Unveils New Health Initiative To Make US Women Hotter
Inspired by the First Lady's health plan for children, Vice President Joe Biden has pledged to make every American woman beach-ready. (Aired 10/18/11) Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com From: TheOnion Views: 43115 1051 ratings Time: 01:10 More in Comedy
Kanye West In Feud ...
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Kanye West In Feud With Nation Of Syria
In the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports on Kanye West's feud with Syria and a company's decision not to bother recalli...
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Kanye West In Feud With Nation Of Syria
In the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports on Kanye West's feud with Syria and a company's decision not to bother recalling a defective hotplate. (Aired 10/18/11) Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com From: TheOnion Views: 43755 1228 ratings Time: 01:24 More in Comedy
Obama's Approval Ra...
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Obama's Approval Rating Down After Photos Surface Of Him Eating Big Sandwich All Alone
Voters describe recent images of Obama eating a gigantic hoagie all by him...
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Obama's Approval Rating Down After Photos Surface Of Him Eating Big Sandwich All Alone
Voters describe recent images of Obama eating a gigantic hoagie all by himself "somehow very sad." Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com From: TheOnion Views: 64757 1926 ratings Time: 03:01 More in Comedy
Report: Typical Cit...
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Report: Typical City Bus Contains No Fewer Than Four Erections At Any Given Time
A Greyhound bus crash claims 30 miserable lives, a Stanford study finds no logic...
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Report: Typical City Bus Contains No Fewer Than Four Erections At Any Given Time
A Greyhound bus crash claims 30 miserable lives, a Stanford study finds no logical reason why planes are able to fly, and a local man goes and gets himself hit by a goddamn bus. It's the week of April 23rd, 2012. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com From: TheOnion Views: 45457 1753 ratings Time: 02:44 More in Comedy
Report: Every Poten...
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Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook
A troubling report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable...
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Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook
A troubling report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to political office due to their embarrassing Facebook posts. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com From: TheOnion Views: 281528 2250 ratings Time: 02:29 More in Comedy
Four American Troop...
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Four American Troops Tragically Killed Along With 23 Afghanis
Autistic reporter Michael Falk reports it is bad that four US soldiers died but it is good that nea...
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Four American Troops Tragically Killed Along With 23 Afghanis
Autistic reporter Michael Falk reports it is bad that four US soldiers died but it is good that nearly two dozen Taliban soldiers died. (Aired 10/18/11) Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com From: TheOnion Views: 75824 3786 ratings Time: 02:29 More in Comedy
AV Club Inventory: Stellar One-Scene Wonders 02/16/11
AV Club Inventory: Stellar One-Scene Wonders
avclub.com The Onion's pop-culture-focused sister publication, The AV Club, is debuting a new weekly video series called "Inventory," based on its popular lists of the same name. How much screen time does your favorite actor need to completely burn himself into your memory? Did you know that Alec Baldwin is barely even in Glengarry Glen Ross? This week, we discuss the one-scene wonders--those actors and actresses who step into a movie, dominate or change it irreversibly, then step out. You can read the original full-length Inventory here www.avclub.com It's called "Little more than a cameo," which is a reference to what '90s alt-rock song? First correct answer wins a Cadillac. Second, a set of steak knives.* * Prizes are imaginary. From: TheOnion Views: 70459 1059 ratings Time: 05:41 More in Entertainment
