Expressing both joy and astonishment, 55-year-old accountant Jacob Reynolds confirmed Wednesday that a recent rendezvous with a prostitute had left him completely ...
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Expressing both joy and astonishment, 55-year-old accountant Jacob Reynolds confirmed Wednesday that a recent rendezvous with a prostitute had left him completely and utterly satisfied on an emotional level.
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Claiming that he just wanted to do something malicious to her, committed abuser Matthew Strachan, 29, surprised his girlfriend at her office Thursday with an unexp...
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Though presiding over a country hampered by war, an economic recession, dramatic cultural upheaval, and a partisan divide at the highest levels of government, the ...
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Hailing the product as a revolution in smelling technology, Sony released its sleek new line of nose buds Monday, which will allow consumers to blast a variety of ...
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The unstoppable mega-hit 'Smooth' by Santana featuring Rob Thomas continued its unstoppable Grammy streak, picking up awards in every major category.
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[Video] Reclusive '...
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Congressman Henry Crawford's quietly stunning laws may not appeal to everyone, but are leaving fans of art-house legislation enraptured.
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A PR firm advises the United States to distance itself from Alabama, the FDA announces peanut butter contains traces of rat feces but life's weird like that someti...
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Our state-of-the-art entertainment reporter talks to director Roman Coppola and star Jason Schwartzman of 'A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III.'
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The hit cooking show turned up the heat on contestants, asking them to prepare a gourmet meal using only a sponsor's flagship sedan.
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Emphasizing the importance of protecting the nation’s global image, marketers at the public relations firm Hill & Knowlton Strategies, Inc.
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