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Are you fat? That sucks. I'm not. I'm just "low self image intolerant." I'll show you how to get in awesome shape just like me!
AD30: Dear Barack
0 Views 14:17:23 05/04/09
You may have stolen the presidency from me, but I'll still bestow upon you a small sliver of my awesomeness
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You may have stolen the presidency from me, but I'll still bestow upon you a small sliver of my awesomeness
AD30: Predictions 2009
0 Views 13:57:13 05/04/09
I'm a double threat, awesome AND psychic! This is what you can expect from the rest of 2009--
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I'm a double threat, awesome AND psychic! This is what you can expect from the rest of 2009--
AD30: Vampire Crazy!
0 Views 18:58:58 01/05/09
Why do chicks always want to date the undead? I don't even think vampires can get a boner! Not that I would know from experience...because I don't.... Stop judging...
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Why do chicks always want to date the undead? I don't even think vampires can get a boner! Not that I would know from experience...because I don't.... Stop judging me!
AD30: Holidays on a...
0 Views 18:41:49 01/05/09
Poor? Well knock it off! You can get through the holidays without losing your shirt. Unless you're a sexy lady. Then you should definitely lose your shirt. In my p...
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Poor? Well knock it off! You can get through the holidays without losing your shirt. Unless you're a sexy lady. Then you should definitely lose your shirt. In my pants.
AD30: DARK KNIGHT r...
0 Views 13:35:03 10/16/08
Why doesn't Batman try a little harder? Come on, man!
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Why doesn't Batman try a little harder? Come on, man!
AD30: Edumacation
0 Views 12:02:39 07/01/08
It's a shame education in America is so poorly funded! I think it's very important for our countries' future as leaders of the world for our children to be educate...
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It's a shame education in America is so poorly funded! I think it's very important for our countries' future as leaders of the world for our children to be educated! Here are some of the ways I think we can save money in our schools while still becoming a country of super geniuses.
AD30: Ladies' Man
0 Views 10:53:32 06/10/08
What's the point of running for president if you can't use it to get the ladies! I'm a sensitive guy, I know what women want. They want me to tell them what they w...
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What's the point of running for president if you can't use it to get the ladies! I'm a sensitive guy, I know what women want. They want me to tell them what they want! That's why I've dedicated this episode to all women voters out there. Ladies...enjoy!
AD30: Savin' Some M...
0 Views 18:27:15 06/05/08
During these hard economic times I feel it is my duty as an American citizen, and presidential candidate, to tell you, America, how to put our country back on top!...
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During these hard economic times I feel it is my duty as an American citizen, and presidential candidate, to tell you, America, how to put our country back on top! Now that the government has passed out all those economic stimulus checks, we need money more than ever! Here are some of my tips on how to get our country out of this deficit.
AD30: Mo' Money, Mo...
0 Views 18:06:20 04/22/08
I just finished my taxes which means it's time to get my rebate! There's a lot of things you can do and/or buy (or buy then do) with this new flow of cash and I do...
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I just finished my taxes which means it's time to get my rebate! There's a lot of things you can do and/or buy (or buy then do) with this new flow of cash and I don't want anyone to make any bad financial decisions, like wasting it on some owl charity. So I've come up with some tips on how to spend your cash to maximize your lady-gettin' potential!
AD30: Hookers-Frien...
0 Views 14:44:12 04/02/08
Ep. 19: There are many hard hitting issues I'd like to address during my campaign. One of them being legalizing prostitution. Good for the ecomony, bad for family ...
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Ep. 19: There are many hard hitting issues I'd like to address during my campaign. One of them being legalizing prostitution. Good for the ecomony, bad for family values...or is it? Here are some of the pros and cons to legalizing prostitution...
AD30: Dream Team
0 Views 16:34:06 03/19/08
Now that we're getting deeper and deeper into this year's election, I think it's time to let the public know who will be in my cabinet. It's like my fantasy footba...
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Now that we're getting deeper and deeper into this year's election, I think it's time to let the public know who will be in my cabinet. It's like my fantasy football team and CNN put into a blender with some good old fashioned "I Love the 80's"-esque pop culture!
AD30: Britney Booty
0 Views 10:19:15 03/19/08
I've finally selected my first lady! And the winner is....Britney Spears! I've been following both our careers very closely, and have mathematically determined tha...
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I've finally selected my first lady! And the winner is....Britney Spears! I've been following both our careers very closely, and have mathematically determined that our "bonability" ratings have finally crossed paths. That said, it's time for her and I to be wed so we can plunder booty together...from each other!
AD30: Lil' Orphan O...
0 Views 19:20:49 03/18/08
Things aren't looking so great for me in this year's election :( No worries, though! I'll just be Obama's running mate! He's getting lots of votes and, the best pa...
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Things aren't looking so great for me in this year's election :( No worries, though! I'll just be Obama's running mate! He's getting lots of votes and, the best part is: he's an orphan! Everyone loves an orphan!
AD30: 2 Awesome
0 Views 19:04:40 03/18/08
I wonder what it would be like if I had my own clone? Awesome times two!!
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I wonder what it would be like if I had my own clone? Awesome times two!!
AD30: Abort!
0 Views 18:47:12 03/18/08
I finally got some corporate sponsorship for my campaign! Stinky Piggy Bacon: the bacon that cooks in your stomach! It's delicious and is the perfect compliment to...
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I finally got some corporate sponsorship for my campaign! Stinky Piggy Bacon: the bacon that cooks in your stomach! It's delicious and is the perfect compliment to a rousing discussion on abortion. Stinky Piggy bacon: the bacon that cooks in your stomach!